The Hazards of Living and Breathing While Male–Florida Kid Gets 60 Days in Jail for Whacking off Alone in His Jail Cell

Yet another example of a crime being whatever a female on her whim happens to define it to be, and yet another example of male sexuality itself being criminalized.

When are men going to wake up and put a stop to this nonsense?

We clearly need to put cameras under Judges robes in court rooms.

If female guards are so easily “victimized” by men masturbating while incarcerated, then it’s clear that those women are not fit to guard male prisoners.

Rastus is spot-on with his comment: males are guilty whenever some female “feels” victimized.

North Korea’s own rancid prison system administration would have approved of such measures to prevent inmates from enjoying the least bit of pleasure.

Although this should have never been prosecuted, it was a jury decision. As when the NAZI took over Germany – our neighbors can be our enemies.

Consider this; what if the roles had been reversed? What if a male guard had been monitoring a female prisoner in her cell and had observed her, via the control room, masturbating? Then I suppose the male guard would be prosecuted for invading her privacy, labeled a “sex offender” and upon conviction, fired from his job, then sent to jail. Then the female prisoner would sue the government for allowing her to be observed by the male guard and probably received thousands or more in dollars.

And even in the case described above; it would be a bit surprising if the female guard doesn’t sure the government for allowing her to be “victimized” by the male masturbator.

God. The hypocrisy of it all.

I just have to ask. The title is talking about a white male, why is there a picture on this page of a black male?

uh, mirwalk, look at the title again. The title word is not “white” it is “while.”

let me get this straight. now a guy has to have permission from a broad to jack off?

are there really any men out there still married? why?

my head is going to explode, with all due respect to glenn beck.

so now the kid has to spend 6 or 7 years in prison without even being able to relieve himself. next thing we will read he committed suiside and the guard will be ok with that! just another dead man , don’t you know. this article should be put on the dinner table of every married household tonight. any wife who doesn’t renounce the guard and the subsequent results of her gabage, should be thrown out in the friggin street in the morning. period. everyone of you out there with a wife or girlfriend should put her on the spot now. didn’t think so.

“this article should be put on the dinner table of every married household tonight. any wife who doesn’t renounce the guard and the subsequent results of her gabage, should be thrown out in the friggin street in the morning. period.”

The man’s no-nonsense guide to masturbating.

#104b…… i don’t rescind my statement.

I’m willing to bet that the prison has some sort of policy against whacking off in your cell or in visible places, a policy which is rarely enforced. So that is the basis for this female guard’s report; she probably got grossed out, and then remembered that the practice is not allowed under prison rules. Notice also that the man did not get a “jury” trial, but rather a “panel.” This was probably made up of prison officials.

“After deliberating for only 45 minutes, a Broward County panel…”

mcd106 hits the nail. Women demand that their body is theirs to do with as they wish but a man gets 60 days jail for daring to seek equality. If she in prison rubs her button and is even criticised, the Full Fury of NOW would be unleashed.

Apparently there seems to be no limit as to the ability of women to feel victimized, anytime, anywhere, directly or indirectly, real or imaginary. I think women are by nature more likely to feel victimized or voice victimization than men, and men more likely to brush off such feeling of victimization, but that tendency has been put on steroid by gender feminists who trumpeted the idea to all women that all unhappiness or uncomfortableness, or anything short of full happiness in life is due to patriarchal oppression. Women have been “trained” by these feminists to find seeds of victimization and to feel victimized at the slightest provocation. And the politically-correct institution, including the courts, are more than happy to endorse, through punishing males, women’s feeling of victimization.

An old theme song to the 1970′s Baretta detective series comes to mind…

“Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time, nnnnooooo, don’t do it.”

How long did she watch before she reported it?

Years ago I noticed an article about how women’s rights to the work place were more important than male privacy in prison so women guards were allowed to watch males shower although a male had complained. Meanwhile, where do male guards watch females shower in prisons.

It’s not just the double standard, it’s as if male bodies were those of animals so it doesn’t matter if men want privacy or not, … it’s the continual message that males don’t count for much if women either want the right to “watch” as part of their job, and then the right to be offended and complain (swoon) It’s a camera, she checks to see if he is in his cell, if she wants to watch or not watch, it’s up to her, if she hasn’t ever seen such a thing and is shocked, why did she choose prison work. Anyone choosing to work in prisons knows that at some point they might have to look up someone’s ass for contraband… as part of the job… seems the odds of seeing a man in prison masturbate are pretty damn high and what? Worse than checking butts?

The bottom line, as always, is – a woman is offended at work and everyone should jump through hoops to protect her.

Women in hospitals as nurses give men baths … some have erections, it’s part of the job… but a female prison guard being so squimish sounds like someone who should be home barefoot and pregnant…

“but a female prison guard being so squimish sounds like someone who should be home barefoot and pregnant…”

God no. We don’t want to breed from such stock.