Nobody Flashes Anymore: Today, Arnold Swarchenegger, who is now the governor of California said that what he wanted most for his 60th birthday, was for America to have a better image in the world.
Coming from a man that spent most of his adult life on steroids, pumping iron, shooting up just about everything that walks on film…promoting the good old American belief that if it walks and wants to kill you ….shoot it, and then if it doesn't die say.."I'll be Back" …I was, shocked.
I mean, I certainly don't know what he means. After all, Hollywood has giving the world, the great Arnold, who, unlike the Sluggers of Baseball, recovered from his heavy steroid abuse, only to become one of the most powerful politicians in the world, and now he wants America to be loved. (Proving that Barry Bonds now has a chance to retire and become President.)
Well, nobody wants to help Arnold in his birthday wish.
I suggest he do the redo the sound of music with Whoopi Goldberg for a start.
Then after that big hit, another film with Michael Moore called the Terminator meets Buddha will be a real smash hit.
Michael Moore can play the great Buddha and Arnold can blow him up…but don't kill him—oh no…take him to Cuba to be patched up by their great doctors. Thereby giving the movie a message. Religion is not good, Cuba is a good place for losers, and Arnold can save the world without drug enhancements!
Yes, Arnold, now is the time to get your Hollywood friends to help you in your quest to save our image in the World.
Good luck! And Happy Birthday!
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Looking at that snap of Michael Moore and looking at me in a mirror, I am wont to say “Call that a beard? THIS is a beard”.
(No snap of me, I’m afraid. I am remaining incognito for my Presidential run from behind.) Vote Amfortas!
I agree…it was very sad to see Arnold pose as a conservative only to be slowly revealed as another member of the Kennedy family.
He will, do anything to become President someday. It seems they are all on the same page in that regard.
Acting is becoming an art form in politics. While running for office, pretend to be what your not, then once your in, join in with the “progressives.” Bush also had us all fooled, as it seems, now his VP.
Here in Missouri, Claire McCaskill is posing as a conservative. She lost nothing by saying she was against the immigration bill, unlike Bond. And she will run as a conservative to get put back in office, just in Time for Hillary’s great takeover, where…surprise…she will become a liberal again.
It’s shocking and sad to watch Arnold’s collapse and spiral fall from grace similar to the Lindsay Lohan affair.
He made a bad political decision to compromise, and ultimately, sell out conservative principles that many voters in California, whether they admitted or not, secretly liked him for.
The same thing happened with McCain who took huge political capital he had as a war veteran and republican and squandered it all to try to be “liked” by the left. They chucked him out of the back of the cart to the wolves at the first opportunity.
Arnold isn’t that far behind.
He may yet run for the senate or congress in a moderate district to slightly leftist district.