A President Named Fred?

2007-08-13
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There's a scene in one of my favorite movies of all time (and book for that matter), The Right Stuff, in which the editor of Life magazine was preparing a feature story on the Mercury 7 astronauts. The editor recites the by-lines, and one was "by Virgil I. Grissom." Grissom corrected the editor by saying "everybody calls me Gus." The editor, perplexed, looked up and said, "an astronaut named Gus?"

Turns out that editor must have had several grandchildren, because we're reading more and more in the MSM about how Fred Thompson could be crippled by his name. The Washington Post had a story yesterday on the name "Fred." It's being made to seem that Thompson's biggest hurdle (once he announces his candidacy) will not be political, but rather social.

The author, after going into varying geographical enunciations of "Fred" that would be called racist if Thompson and the cited drawl weren't white, notes that there has never been a president named "Fred."

I've heard this being pointed out before on numerous occasions. "There's never been a president named Fred" — as if that alone ruins Thompson's chances.

I must have really been sleeping in history class back in high school, because I don't remember reading about presidents named Hillary, Mitt, Barack and Rudy.

I personally like the name Fred, and I think anybody who doesn't work in big media and/or is an ivory tower snoot does as well. I don't think I've ever met a Fred I didn't like. Fred helps you haul firewood. Fred drinks beer and talks about football. Fred knows how to grill steaks. Fred drives with his hunting dogs to the grocery store. This particular Fred just happens to have lots of money, is bright and has a hot wife. The needle on the MSM's "Fred-meter" goes berserk with this Fred.

The name Gus didn't stop Grissom from becoming an astronaut, and the name Fred won't hurt Thompson's chances either, no matter how hick-ish it might sound to Muffy and Chaz out on the Vineyard or to writers for the Washington Post.

This particular columnist coincidentally shares the same first name as a famous temporary resident of the White House, so if we're to judge based upon first names, she can expect a phone call from Bubba if Hillary wins.

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  • roguejew65

    Count me in on the Fred Train!!! So far as I can see, he’s a better choice then any of the other schmucks in either of the two parties.

  • jftous13

    We are long overdue for a President named FRED—this is an election with many, fine FIRSTS–come on aboard the Red Fred Train for the WH in ’08!!He’s the finest choice of all for AMERICA today and tomorrow!!

  • NHTom

    Since when has relevance been part of a liberal’s argument?

    It’s always been like trying to get the “popular kids” in high school to make sense. They never fail to disappoint.

  • Winghunter

    This is hilarious!

    Monica drools out the name Fred isn’t “appropriate” for the White House!?

    ROFL!!

  • tv2112

    I like the name Fred too. Fred Astaire, Fred Flintstone, Fred Thompson…yep I’m on the Fred Train too.

  • amfortas

    I like the idea of a President Fred, too. Nice friendly ring to it. But I wonder if he is as prepared to sluice out the stables like President Amfortas is. Is Fred wounded enough to be enraged at the degenerates who have driven our society to the brink of moral ruin?

    Vote Amfortas, the durn furriner.

  • sgmlee

    The argument is just plane stupid. There has never been a president named Barack or Hillary either. I pray there will not be in this decade.

  • http://www.false-accusers.com TheManOnTheStreet

    yea… Fred is hard to swallow but Barack Hussein Obama, of muslim origins, is not…..

    OKAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! No agenda here! Nope!

    TMOTS






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