Most people are probably familiar with the fact that conservative Republican Louisiana Senator David Vitter, known for his support of traditional family values, has fessed up to seeing prostitutes. It is also widely reported that he had the pros put him in diapers.
In one of the commercials he made while campaigning, David Vitter is shown with his family. Toward the end of the commercial, wife Wendy Vitter asks her husband to change the diaper of their young child. Perhaps these experiences led Vitter to wonder: why should babies and toddlers get all the fun of wearing diapers and having them changed?
If Senator Vitter does indeed enjoy wearing diapers, it seems that he has a ready-made second career cut out for him. He can become a spokesperson for a company that manufactures adult diapers.
It is true that most people who wear adult diapers don them because they have lost control of their body functions rather than because they have a fetish. However, both groups would want a product that is comfy. Vitter, who has much experience before crowds and microphones, would seem to be the ideal candidate to drum up support for an adult diaper company.
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amfortas said,
The sexual pleasures of ladies I do not pay for although I do like them quite a lot.
So I am not quite the material for the Senate. Insufficient moral corruption.
British MPs are noted for their peccadillos, particularly the gentleman members occasionally donning female garb for rumpy pumpy purposes, on and off duty. I doubt I am sufficiently qualified for the MP role either on that score.
But I am eminently qualified for the Presidency on the Durn Furriner ticket and to date, my dear, I have yet to win your vote.
What do I have to do? Do you have anything exotic in mind? I am full of Southern Promise.
October 22, 2007 at 8:03 am
steven deluca said,
October 22, 2007 at 5:13 pm
fourthwire said,
On the subject of sex and politicians, the French are much more pragmatic than Americans (and I’m no fan of the French in most matters).
The French do not generally comment about the sexuality of their politicians.
Like any cross-section of the populace, and perhaps even more so, there’s a fair number of individuals who engage in multiple sexual partners, same-sex partners, fetishes, and just about every sexual tendency that you can shake a stick at.
Americans can be such effing PRUDES.
Where’s the logic in assuming that our politicians are going to be any less sexual, any less prone to variations from maritial sex in missionary position?
Who GIVES A RAT’S ASS about which senator is porking whom? Or wearing diapers……. Or looking for sex in a men’s room……
Fer cryin’ out loud, your Puritan ancestry is showing! Or at least your Puritan tendencies.
It’s difficult to care what one senator is doing for his or her sexual jollies, at least as much as how readily they are to REAM America’s men and boys, such as when they passed VAWA unanimously.
October 22, 2007 at 9:39 pm
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