So I decided to read the Torah the five books of Moses. I just finished Genesis and was about to start Exodus.

What’s interesting in this book is their is constantly this concept that A) women are property. Many times I read about some man doing a good deed for another man or family and a father will offer his daughter in marriage to the other man as a gift.

B) the book seems to paint women only worth something for procreation. A number of stories I’ve read so far where the wives were barren were so shook up by it, that they offered their maids as concubines (apparently with God’s blessing) to have baby’s that would still ‘count’ as the wive’s bloodline.

It’s interesting that the moment we started treating women as people they F’d all of society up.

Rep. Mark Foley got busted for similar shenanegans.

The best answer to this harpie would have been: “If I was looking at such material, I can assure you none of them would be feminists.”

The problem with such a barb is that it would bring down the wrath of the whole commie/leftist/feminist machine in Canada on the poor guy’s back.

The good news is that moderates such as GW Bush in the state, already have a big target on their back thereby making their moderation worthless.

(James Moore – Cons) Mr Speaker. A Point of Order.

(Speaker) Yes, The House recognises Mr Moore. You have the floor.

(Moore) Mr Speaker, I draw members’ attention to the arsewipe Ms Mathyssen’s unfounded attack on the Character of one of Her Majesty’s loyal subjects’ Honourable Representatives. That facsimile for a lobotomy survivor contravened Standing Orders by corruptly, Mr Speaker, corruptly reading the email of another member of this august Parliament. This is, I understand, Mr Speaker, still a hanging offense in The Commonwealth of Canada. (shouts of ‘ang the bitch, bring a blindfold, eh? The Rope !).

Further, Mr Speaker, she used her short sighted, squinty eyed glimpse at one such email – from a constituent , Mr Speaker, a CONSTITUENT, Mr Speaker who has a right to having her confidential communications with her preferred Member kept confidential, Mr Speaker, and not hawked around the chamber like Ms Mathyssen’s toy-person, Tobi, whom I understand she leads around with a chain attached to her collar, Mr Speaker – HER collar – and keeps chained to the foot of her manky bed, of which, Mr Speaker, I am lead to understand, she has not taken the sheets off for six weeks. SIX weeks Mr Speaker. I draw the Minister for Health’s attention to both Ms Mathyssen’s sheets and her need for spectacles., Mr Speaker. (Cries of , the Sheets, the sheets, a poke in the eye, eh)

Mr. Speaker, my constituent sent me a private photo of herself, PRIVATE and confidential, Mr Speaker, dressed in shoddy clothes produced in Mathyssen’s own constituency, Mr Speaker, by one of her constituents, Mr Speaker, clothing made by women, for women, Mr Speaker, in appalling conditions, and SCRIMPING on materials in an egregious display of greed and depravity and total lack of concern for fairness and equity in their business dealings, Mr Speaker. In this cold weather. I draw the attention of the Minister for Consumer Affairs to this willful rip-off of our fine Canadian Women, Mr Speaker. Excluding the likes of Ms Mathyssen, Mr Speaker’

Mr Speaker, my constituent was providing proof, Mr Speaker, clear evidence that her clothes barely covered her private parts, let alone kept her warm and protected from the harsh Manitoba winter. And please note Mr Speaker that she is from Manitoba and not Womanitoba. (cries of Private mail. Private parts, Parliamentary scrutiny, eh?)

Further, Mr Speaker, Ms Mathyssen’s playground attempt to get me into trouble with the teacher by accusing me of reading ‘inappropriate material’ – and I ask you Mr Speaker, what is more appropriate than Constituents’ mail? – was in fact a wormy and immature attempt to ingratiate herself with the Alpha Girls on the opposite benches, and was at the expense of my cold and barely able to clothe-herself-properly constituent, Mr Speaker. (cries of , Scandalous, rip her clothes off, eh, lets see if she likes the cold)

Mr Speaker, as a Man I am used to frivolous, false and vexatious allegations from feminazi scumsuckers, as indeed is my constituent, a fair and reasonable woman whom Ms Mathyssen considers to be no better than the millions of women who regularly display their private parts, for profit, Mr Speaker, on her OWN laptop. (Cries of Shame. shame, Show us yer tits, eh?)

Women who support Feminism, Mr Speaker, demanding the right to express themselves with empowerment, Mr Speaker, and make their living income by BEING inappropriate, Mr Speaker !. (Excited cries of “Innapropriate. Millions of Feminists, eh”)

Mr Speaker, I call upon the Party Whips to take Ms Mathyssen in hand and provide the required Disciplines as laid down in Standing Orders. Thank you Mr Speaker

(Cries of Whips Whips, Bring on the Party Whips, Let’s have a party. Is it BYO?, eh ?).

(The House enterd a short period of disarray! )

Weve given women the omnipotent…”hysteria Klan lynch” power!!