Feminists and Beer–a Little Irony

Plied with drink?… Men in Danger

Women are becoming increasingly desperate to find a mate. ?Successful? women particularly, who earn a good living inside bastions of patriarchal power, somehow, say that men don?t like them because they are successful, savvy, intelligent and can buy a round of drinks. Embedded, if you?ll excuse the sexist term, in this complaint, is a new and worrying phenomenon.

The International Men?s Under-Resourced Centre Inc (iMURCI) is warning all men who frequent clubs, parties, local pubs and singles organizations particularly after meeting someone from internet date sites who appears to be successful, savvy, intelligent and can buy a round of drinks, to be very alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug which has flooded the market. The drug is found in liquid form and is available in almost every major city. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large ?kegs? and is called ?Beer?.

?Beer? is used by successful, savvy, intelligent etc female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of ?Beer? and then simply ask him home to look at her lingerie collection. Men are rendered completely helpless against this approach, often remembering nothing after the initial approach.

Many times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life?s savings in a scam known as a ?relationship?. In extreme cases, the female may even be dastardly enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of sexual sadism called servitude and punishment (S&P) sometimes referred to as ?fatherhood?.

This always results in a life-threatening situation where a part of your soul is removed and placed in a baby. More S&P can then be administered well after ?relationship? is finished and enforced by special Ex-Family Courts.

Men are advised that these predatory women can be identified by the three words that they usually utter in a soft, suggestive voice ? ? What?ll you have?? They have also been known to exhibit samples from their collections right there, in the bar! This entrapment strategy is called ?giving a flash?.

If you are given ?a flash? or offered a drink by a strange woman, especially a successful, savvy, intelligent one who buys drinks or suspect that you are about to be trapped in a situation, the best advice is to inform the bargirl that you are going to sue her for providing an unsafe work environment and grab the samples for later evidence ? then run for your life.