POLITICAL SATIRE
Nobody’s Opinion: It’s certainly a good thing we have the breaking news of another hypocritical, sex crazed, corrupting New York politician scandal on TV today. By wisely resigning his governorship, Eliot Spitzer…well, let’s just say, instead of being prosecuted as he should be, will go on to work in a wonderful corporate job, where he will make more money than he ever dreamed of. Dubai is waiting.
Besides, another day of Obama’s resounding victory over Hillary Clinton in yet another black state would just be too much for the old gal to bear—especially since she is claiming superiority over the black man named Obama.
Having control over what goes on the news is very important at this time.
What—they can’t control the news? Will a pig eat cooked turkey?
While standing in line yesterday at my local K-Mart, I noticed that every single tabloid had some disgusting heading on Obama…he was a gay, he was a Muslim, he was found sucking blood from a dead baby in the middle of a Satanic ritual….
Well, the dead baby sucking I made up. But hey, the point here is—where were the Hillary scandal pieces?
(At this moment in my writing, I must inform the reader that I am purposely restraining myself on the many various comparisons I could use with the two words…Hillary and “suck.” But, don’t let that stop you from having fun!)
This story came at a most convenient time for the Clintons. Wolf Blizer was quick to compare the brave “stand by your man” moment from Hillary when she stood by Bill’s “it’s not sex if it’s oral” moment with Monica Lewinsky.
And look how brave Mrs. Spitzer is, standing by her man. Actually, she looked more like his mom than his wife.
Please.
What else are women who marry into power and money going to do?
If they say anything like, “He’s a scumbag and I’m divorcing him tomorrow,” the consequences might be graver for them then any of us know.
No, they too are accustomed to the power and wealth of their husbands, something they probably could not achieve on their own.
Giving up trips to the Bahamas, maids, limos, daily trips to the spa, and in Hillary’s case, a chance at the Presidency, the White House, and a new Air Force One.
Nope.
Anyway, it’s not their humiliation.
But this morning, the actual truth came out of a prostitute who was on a talk show.
She said that all these politicians feel they are above the law. She mentioned that a mayor of Louisiana had spent over six figures on her after three years, and that the estimation of $80,000 was probably very low for Mr. Spitzer. She also believes it is the taxpayers who pay for these expensive trysts of relaxation. These men are from the “old boys club” and they usually protect each other’s back.
As she pointed out, the prostitutes go to jail, the ‘Johns’ are never touched.
Unless they are politicians who need to be gotten rid of.
So the real question here is: Who wanted Spitzer gone? Who did he offend? Who wanted the blind guy from Harlem, the place where Bill Clinton has his famous offices, as the new runner?
Who do you think?
Everyone sat for hours around their TV’s this morning waiting for the fallen governor to speak, only to watch him get into his big SUV in the middle of Manhattan, drive a few blocks and get out…to announce his resignation.
This took over two hours, enough time for him to have at least three more prostitute visits, lunch with his wife, and drinks with Bill Clinton.
Not that he did those things. (But then again, how do we know?)
No, it’s all about timing. Politicians are experts at being rude. Making everyone around them wait for hours for them to show up—hours that could be spent in much more productive ways (like working) is par for the course.
One thing this whole story makes you wonder is; just how many of our trusted politicians are making money in criminal activities for themselves, while at the same time, putting their competition out of business?
The prostitute said she had once asked her “John” mayor why the streets of New Orleans were always so full of pot-holes, and why didn’t they fix them?
His answer—they needed that money to buy drugs.
So the question here is: Why is it our country is still so full of drugs and prostitution?
Only their prostitutes know for sure.
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Artfldgr said,
How many are sociopathic?
I would guess that it correlates. Socialists have to think that doing bad will get you to a good, and thats not possible. They are also smart enough to know that the game entails perverted help. It causes misery, but keeps them coming back because you almost got it, its akin to giving a thirsty people salty water (or reimagining a movie to almost be).
so they have to do bad while doing a pseudo good (if they fix the problem, the reason for their existence goes away or their power shrinks).
so either they are sociopathic, or schizo… sociopaths love duping delight, and are well known for their sexual appetites, and need for perversion.
power has to be exercised to be felt. doing good with power does not let you feel it. however doing bad with it, does allow you to realize how powerful you are when those you hurt cant stop you from hurting them. this is the sociopathic power that socialism ultmately is at its core. the rest is lies as no one would ever let them do anything if we ever thought it was intentional, and we always think that it was a good intention. in that way if they dont do too much pain at once, they can keep causing pain and building power from their.
if we held them to merit, then they would not be able. good intentions also hides the inability to really be effective. its a cargo cult mentality where the cheating shorts their abilty to develope real merit, and so they have to play other games.
March 12, 2008 at 7:53 pm
amfortas said,
Cross-dressing for instance. No male pollly in the UK would be caught in flagrante without a pair of stockings and suspenders (garter-belts to you lot) gracing their manly thighs. And durn furriner connections clasped tightly too, as in Mr Profumo’s case where the durn furriner was a Russkie spy. Now that’s class.
And where are the press hounds? No interviews yet with the Hooker. How come? (strike that ‘come’ - a bit near the bone)( whoops, strike that ‘bone’ too). I want to cast my old eyes on this woman who commands $4300 a night. Is she up to the very lovely Randy Nice Davis standard? * And how come (’scuse again) she can’t get it up to a rounder $4500? ( Whoops, I just can’t help myself here).
There are other questions too. Maybe she has cheaper options on her menu. Did she tender for the job? Did he negotiate? But the really big question, quite apart from Mr S’s stand on moral issues, is this - would you trust a pollly chap with public monies who spends $4300 for a night of sin?
Maybe she mixed up her price list with one of his while going through his pockets. Is he on any defence committees? It wouldn’t suprise me. Military equpment costs are sky high and an aircraft screw costs $ 4300. Maybe she just saw ’screw’ on his price list and chanced her arm.
Mrs S doesn’t have to worry about standing by her man to retain the family jewels though, there are divorce mills for that. She is going to be an independantly wealthy woman toot suite. Maybe she will hire a toy-boy for a night occasionally.
* note. Mandy Rice-Davis, Profumos little friend (well, one of them - there were two- the other being Christine Keeler. Profumo liked threesomes too) went on to Jerusalem on a wave of publicity and opened a night club. There she displayed her naked charms all over the walls with full sized photos. ( I know. I dropped in one evening.)
March 12, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Jim Peterson said,
http://www.myspace.com/ninavenetta
She is a great singer. Her career starts tomorrow…seriously.
March 12, 2008 at 8:03 pm
Zebster said,
As for Spitzer, crooked politicians have long ceased to surprise me. I assume anyone who runs is a crook.
March 13, 2008 at 10:09 am
anti armchair generals said,
You wrote that what else are woment who marry into power
During the Cleveland debate Hillary Clinton Corrected Barack Obama about source of of “power corrupt”
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Meaning
Literal meaning.
Origin
This arose as a quotation by John Emerich Edward Dalberg Acton, first Baron Acton (1834?1902). The historian and moralist, who was otherwise known simply as Lord Acton, expressed this opinion in a letter to Bishop Mandell Creighton in 1887:
“Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men.”
Would the latter part apply also to opposite sex? “sociopaths”
March 13, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Artfldgr said,
i never agreed with that Acton statement because it really didnt match history. it also excuses the behavior to an intangible state, that literally millions enter into without being corrupted.
when there is no social concept of a sociopath, then we look at this mass of people and wonder how can they do that? we have no way to fathom a normal nature that would do that. till some pundit comes out and gives us some bizare generalized statement that is supposed to explain it, but really makes no sense.
great men are not alway bad men, hitler wasnt great.. stalin wasnt great.. great and power shouldnt be used synonomously…
carnegie wasnt so bad for a powerful man (but socialists taking over his foundatoin, like fords, and others, is another story), he gave us libraries.
elizabeth was not like caligula, and neither was claudius.
washington turned down being monarch of america… and went home.
the men who won the american revolution didnt invent a new murder weapon and slaughter the losers, like the french did.
see with sociopaths its the other way.. the potential for that power causes them to seek it like moths, for it gives a large maximal field of action, and limitless potential… and suits their predatory ways.
all you need to do to let them take over is not to hold them to success and merit… then not waffle on the exit.
once is an accident, twice is coincidence, three times is wilfull
we are way past wilfull
March 13, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Artfldgr said,
she wanted to cash in and disappear.. she never wanted to be forever remembered in history as the girl that farked spitzer out of office. at that point it stopped being a fun way to make serious dollars (she was still in the fun stage where its easy to justify)
March 14, 2008 at 6:59 pm