Almost immediate journalistic critique has emerged regarding the Conference on Male Studies at Wagner College.
It comes from a the Equality Myth Blog by Jessica Bennett and Jesse Ellison. The two authors answer the question of who they are with the revelatory proclamation that they are: 1. Newsweek writers- 2. Pop culture enthusiasts- and 3. Feminists.
My, it’s the quintessential trifecta of inane liberalism, a.k.a. mainstream media credentials. It’s hard to imagine how the two Jess’s  (oh gawd, how cute is that?) covered an academic event, populated with a team of scholarly luminaries, all by their selves.
Well, they actually did have some assistance. For expert analysis, the duo secured the opinion of the cabbie who dropped them at the conference. She expounded on the concept of male studies with an incisive cackle, and punctuated her expertise by throwing back her head as she laughed.
The rest of their piece, should you decide to invest the thirty seconds it will take to read it, pretty much just repeats the sentiments of the cab driver, only less articulately.
I must say, in fairness to the twins, that the cabbie left me with little to say as well.
At first I was cautiously encouraged to hear that representatives of Newsweek were in attendance at the conference. I expected them to get it wrong, but at least to demonstrate that they had some understanding of what was happening. I beg your forgiveness for my naiveté.
In my infernally interfering tendency to hope for the best, I just didn’t expect that the publication would be represented by two air heads whose next story will likely be on the significance of Lady Gaga in the fourth wave.
I mean, what else can we do but awe at the cultural acumen of those who cover such Pulitzeresque topics as “Love in the Digital Age,†and “Because Dancing is a Contact Sport,†where one of the generic Jess’s boldly exposes the brutish presence of football players competing on “Dancing With the Stars.â€Â
Thanks to one Jess or another, the Foxtrot is once again safe for women, with the caveat that the remaining dance partners are still, ahem, male.
Sorry, On Step Institute, the gig is up. Newsweek’s postmodern version of Woodward and Berstein is on you like Pink’s spandex. There is nowhere to hide, not from the twins; not from their lame quips, and not from their dangerously pointy little heads.
Stupid is as stupid blogs. And with an article titled Misandy, Male Studies, Staten Island, Good God, Wow- stupid blogged in fine and predictable fashion.
Perhaps they will powder up together (whatever that means to these two), and go on the prowl again in October at the International Conference on Male Studies.
I can’t wait for their follow up article. I am sure the title will again display the distinctive flair of their trademark un-snappy punditry. Let’s see here. Male Studies, Eww, Icky!
You can bet it will be something to that effect. It’s what happens when you put small minds on a big event, and especially if you want to remain insulated from taking an actual position that you have to defend with something other than satire.
And this is likely not the last we will see of this kind of non-coverage coverage.
COSMO had their rep there as well.
Paul Elam is the Editor-in-Chief for Men’s News Daily and the publisher of A Voice for Men.

