Mamas, Teach Your Daughters To Wear Panties On Picture Day

Saturday, May 16, 2009
By Amy Alkon

Mamas, Teach Your Daughters To Wear Panties On Picture Day
Via trueslant, a girl decides to go panties-free in order to avoid having pantylines in school photos, then whoops, sits like a farmer when her picture is taken, either revealing her vagina or a big vagina-like shadow.

Mommy expects the school to pulp the yearbooks and eat the cost. Apparently, she feels the student yearbookies and their teacher/advisor are supposed to double as The Underwear Police. Mommy and daughter feel the incident (not the fact that they're going on TV about it and thus making it news to bloggers around the globe) is ruining the daughter's life.


I have no proof of this -- it's just my intuition -- but I think I smell a case for Overlawyered in the distance.

Thanks, Lindsey!

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2 Responses to “Mamas, Teach Your Daughters To Wear Panties On Picture Day”

  1. Easy solution: The girl's family can pay to reprint the yearbook and pulp the objectionable one.

    #216
  2. jayOG

    Better idea. If the mom wasn't such a stupid skank, the school would know about this. But now the country knows about this. clap-clap-clap

    #2010

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