Bonjour Means “Do Me!”
September 20, 2003
by Bernard Chapin
Last
week I ran across a book that accomplishes what was hitherto impossible
as it manages to depict sex as a mundane and unexciting activity.
The
Sexual Life of Catherine M. by Catherine Millet contains
pounds of orgies and copulations, but very little in the way of worthy
life.
It concerns a woman who, over many decades, gets teamed more than
a group of Clydesdales in a Budweiser Christmas commercial. To be
certain, her degeneracy was a bizarre outcome of both nature and nurture.
In her youth we foresee the future and it’s not a promising one, “I
would take the tiny concave hand of a plastic Ken doll and let it
roam over a naked Barbie.” Great!
With a little background information about Millet, the reader will
no longer be surprised by the plot. You see our author is a feminist,
and not just a feminist but a French feminist, and not just a French
feminist but also an art critic. Well of course she is an art critic,
what else would she be? A stripper would at least be smart enough
to get a few lines of cocaine out of a mindless sexual encounter.
Over 209 pages, our French fatale receives nothing except disease
and abrasion. She does it all for free and confuses being conned
with her own liberation.
Millet is the perfect byproduct of the sexual revolution. She is
woman; hear her whore!
The heroine seems to copulate more than she bathes. She gloats her
way through the book with a lack of style and a lack of finesse, as
the language she uses is vulgar and the book’s characters are not
developed. If you’re still awake by the end you’ll witness the result
and final accounting: Nameless, faceless primates– 78,932,029; hoodwinked,
post-modernist, female–0. It’s an ugly tale of an ugly existence.
This book would be a scandal if it were even remotely entertaining,
but it’s profoundly boring. All the sex is factory smut with a dearth
of panache in its beds, its fields, its hallways, and its streets.
Every locale sees her penetrated in every orifice. She gets ganged
and banged in subchapter after subchapter. There is so much anal
sex you wonder how this woman could not be incontinent as a result.
It’s all a blur of semen and masochism. Millet does everybody without
any prejudice. Some of her inseminators are black, some are white,
some are in the country, some are in the city, and frankly “given
the conditions under which I gave myself, if my father had happened
to be one of the number I would not have recognized him.” Wonderbar!
She is a woman with no control over her life and confuses chaos with
freedom.
Millet gives us the theme for this tramp-o-rama without irony:
You don’t have to be a great psychologist to deduce from this
behavior an inclination for self-abasement, mixed with the perverse
intention of dragging others into that same abasement. But this tendency
doesn’t stop there; I was carried by the conviction that I rejoiced
in extraordinary freedom.
Not only is she quite prescient regarding her own life but she magnificently
describes radical feminism in general. That these women abase themselves
is their own choice but their self-abasement is never good enough.
They need to crusade to ensure the destruction of every other women
on the planet. Radical feminists lust for human sacrifice. Without
the denigration of other women their “activism” is meaningless. The
lie they sell is “the obtainment of extraordinary freedom,” but all
they deliver is an ordinary prison cell of a life. After a lost weekend
(even if it lasts 50 years) the bill eventually is received, and the
gullible few who bought into the lie will suddenly become aware of
all they have lost.
In what she desires in a man she informs us of what she lacks in
herself. One could argue that a man who is capable of breath would
meet her requirements, but she thinks it’s so much more: “If a man’s
size is comparable to my own, and I feel an equal division of physical
strength in our embraces, I experience a very particular kind of pleasure,
which probably includes the desire to feminize the man in question,
or even a narcissistic illusion.”
The key word here is “narcissistic.” In case you question, the authoress
lets readers know, “I am not short on narcissistic tendencies.” She
is one hundred percent correct in this observation. We can be grateful
that after years of psychological analysis [I presume] she at least
has profited from memorizing the word that is an innate part of her
being. We are made to understand that Millet is a freak and that
she is a freak who is absorbed in herself to the point where she can’t
delineate one human being from another. Millet is clearly wrong about
one part of her statement though. Men aren’t feminized by her, but
she is dehumanized by them and her own actions.
There is a sunny side to this book, however. If we can somehow get
single women to read it, they’ll run from feminism faster than a man
from the amorous jowls of Andrea Dworkin. Tell some people about
it, and watch the forces that defiled Millet become impotent, historical
footnotes.
Bernard Chapin
Bernard Chapin
is a writer in Chicago.