A recent Business Week article solemnly confirmed “it will be 50 years before women achieve equal pay with men and nearly 100 years before they gain equal representation in Congress.” In other words: there they go again.

Perhaps Amey Stone (Business Week senior writer) would offer up some “analysis” as to why this is, especially considering her piece was under Business Week’s variety topic “news analysis.” But, alas, the article was analysis-less and instead offered but a depressing plethora of figures to prove how unfairly women are treated in the workplace, poorly paid compared to their male counterparts, and so on. It’s the story that keeps on giving!

Is it true that women make 76 cents for every dollar a male earns? Yes, probably. Does anyone ever bother to ask the question, now stay with me here, why? Apparently not (or apparently at least not the women who are permitted to “analyze” why women make so much less money than men.)

To start, it may have been nice to mention that these statistics refer to all men (in all jobs) compared to all women (in all jobs) averaged out. But it doesn’t, leaving open the opportunity for crazed feminists to begin fantasizing about the many ways that chauvinistic greedy men are ruining their lives in the workplace, keeping women down, or hiring them for “equal work but less pay.”

The only fair way to analyze the comparable wages of men and women would be to do a full scale study that evaluated: education, skills, experience, training, employment recommendations, and production capabilities. If this were to happen the disparities would be limited, would vary from job to job, and in some industries favor women over men. The limited industry-level studies that have been done have concluded this. But no broad detailed study exists, so questions must be raised about the broad studies that do exist and are cited often (are we listening Amey? Asking questions? Drawing logical conclusions?).

Ok, so why do men have greater earnings than women? Actually, the correct way to phrase the question is: why does the average wage of all men outweigh the average wage of all women? Simply answered, men are willing to work harder, longer, and in more stressful environments than are their “female counterparts.”

More men than women are willing to work 40, 50, or even 60 hour weeks. More men are willing to work long nights, longer weekends, and endless holidays. Men are more aggressive in the workplace, are more money-as-a-goal oriented and have a higher desire to, as one survey asked, “one day be CEO of their company.” (Most women were not inspired to be such). In other words, men want it and women do not. (Pipe down; this does not refer to all women, just the “average” of all women compared to the “average” of all men.)

Women are more sensitive. They would rather be schoolteachers or administrative assistants (secretaries) rather than engineers or businessmen - or for the overly sensitive: “businesswomen”. Those jobs let you go home early. On college campuses, women flock to degrees dealing with the humanities, social services, or education. Men tackle degrees in business, economics, the sciences, and engineering.

Some of those industries do not pay so well, and others pay quite well, but it just so happens that women disproportionately get degrees leading toward jobs of the former sort, and don’t get degrees leading to jobs of the latter sort. It is no ones fault, it is just nature. Women like kids, men like computers. And, rightly or wrongly, the computer industry pays better than the kid industry.

If women disproportionately get degrees for jobs that they know pay less, while men disproportionately get degrees for jobs that they know pay more, it should not strike too many people as odd that men, and here comes the kicker, make more money, on average, than women! Yet every year, somber report after somber report enlightens us all to the fact that the average income of women, who for the most part choose to work in lower paying industries, make less money than men. Can we at least stop acting “surprised” or “saddened” every time this same story resurfaces (and the logical conclusions ignored) and just acknowledge that if women want to “catch up,” what they need is a career change?

Whenever someone sadly notices that women “lag behind” in wages, or in number of CEO’s running a Fortune 500, or in percentage of geeks that make up Silicon Valley, it has less to do with some wild anti-female conspiracy, and more to do with the fact that women just don’t want it enough. Running a corporation, creating software, and making money doesn’t seem to interest women in the way it interests men. Women don’t like the hassle; they want to be home early to be with the kids and tuck them in at night or to watch Oprah. Men will deal with the stress because they like the financial rewards that come with it. Besides, if there was some widespread anti-female conspiracy, we men would be far more creative than mere wage harassment.

Dustin Hawkins