Creating Iraq In Our Image
March 16, 2004
by
Jonathan David Morris
So here we are, a year since the start of the Second Gulf War, and
Iraq at last has an
interim constitution. I'm guessing most columnists will go
with straight-up retrospectives this week, but it's this constitution
-- and the requisite sense of accomplishment -- I'd like to discuss.
Now, in 1776, you may recall the United States declared
independence from King George III, and in so doing named three
"unalienable" rights: (1) Life; (2) Liberty; and (3) The Pursuit of
Happiness. There's no capital "P" on "Pursuit" in the Declaration.
I capitalize it anyway. Happiness isn't the unalienable right here;
its Pursuit is. Our Founders wanted a government "to secure these
rights." For Happiness to be guaranteed, someone has to guarantee
it -- at which point it stops being unalienable.
This point contradicts what we're seeing -- under U.S. supervision,
no less -- with the creation of Iraq's new government. Case in point:
Article 14 of their
new constitution, which says, "The individual has the right
to security, education, health care, and social security." What this
means is the government's going to hand out its version of Happiness
-- health care, education, etc. -- like American high schools hand
out condoms. It's also going to "strive to provide prosperity and
employment opportunities."
Well, I don't know about you, but from where I stand these "rights"
sound a lot like entitlements. Is this supposed to be a constitution,
or a stump speech for Dennis Kucinich?
I'm serious: On his
campaign Web site, Kucinich mentions the "right of every American
child to a high-quality free public education," as well as the right
to water, the right to a job, the right to decent wages, and the right
to a pension plan. Civil unions, too, are an "intrinsic right." And
even D.C. has the "right" to statehood. His slogan might as well be:
"Vote Kucinich. I'll buy you one of everything." The only thing missing
here is a right to the kitchen sink -- and if you search around long
enough, that's probably on his Web site, too.
Now, these are good things to have, mostly, but ask yourself: Are
they rights? As P.J.
O'Rourke once put it, "If you think health care is expensive
now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free." Indeed, whereas
the Pursuit of Happiness is of a kind with the right to Property,
supplying "free" education and health care means taking other people's
property to pay for it. Kucinich envisions a number of "rights" for
the have-nots, but to secure them he'd strip the haves of every right
they... well, have.
And that's where it starts to gets scary.
We talk about the separation of church and state in America. Yet
our Declaration says men get their rights from "their Creator." Does
this mean men who believe in God are the only ones with rights? Of
course not. It means unalienable rights are unalienable because men
are born with them. And it means a government's job is to secure these
rights -- not to distribute them.
As genuine as its intentions may be, Iraq's constitution, like Kucinich's
platform, promises rights that can only be granted by other human
beings -- or specifically, by a government. This gives rise to a God-State
(which need not be theocratic, per se). Why is that a problem? Because
what rights a God-State gives, it can also take away.
But don't take my word for it. Just check out the dubious
systems of social justice favored by tyrants like Saddam.
So now we've come to a point where we're asking, was this regime
change worth our while? On March 17, 2003, Bush gave Saddam 48 hours
to leave Iraq, saying there
was "no doubt" the dictator continued to "possess and conceal"
weapons of mass destruction. We now know Saddam did not have
such weapons. David Kay confirms
our intelligence -- like that of the U.N. and just about every other
government -- was "almost all wrong." Somehow, Janeane Garofalo's
the only one who got this right. So go figure.
But anyway, in
defense of the war on Meet the Press in February, Bush
said, "I'm not gonna leave [Saddam] in power and trust a madman."
That Saddam wasn't fit for office seems to be a prevailing justification
now. But while there's no doubt the Butcher of Baghdad was just that
-- a butcher -- it's also true Saddam's fate was supposedly in his
own hands. "If Saddam won't disarm," Bush
said before the war, "we will lead a coalition to disarm him."
What if he had proven his disarmament, then? In that case, as
author Sheldon Richman puts it, "Bush's position implies that
Saddam would have remained in power."
"But if Bush was prepared to leave him in power," Richman asks,
"why does he now list Saddam's brutality against the Iraqi people
as grounds for war?"
Hindsight is 20/20, I guess.
Oh, but still -- some say -- the Middle East needs to be democratized.
We will never have peace until this occurs. That's a tough nut to
crack, for many Americans, because we were born into a democratic
system, and because we'd feel guilty if we didn't share its freedoms
with the rest of the world. As a
former war hawk myself, I understand the mindset, and I believe
many of their hearts are in the right place. But the world needs liberty,
not democracy. And it's not the same thing.
So Iraqis can elect their own leaders now. So what? It's a step
forward, that's for sure. But we can elect our own leaders, too. What's
it matter if Republicans and Democrats are exactly the same? All we're
picking is names and faces. The establishment wins either way.
Iraq's constitution, with its promise of health care and social
security, grants rights contingent upon the existence of Big Gov't.
To control this government, Iraq's much-discussed factions will remain
at war. Like a timeshared condo, the country will rotate agendas,
and someone, somewhere, will always be disaffected (Happiness for
some, its Pursuit for others). With or without Saddam, all of Iraq
must still be subjected to the whims of special interests.
Sound like someplace you know? Like America, maybe?
Well, make no mistake: Iraq's constitution wears the wounds of America's
so-called "culture war," and resembles the creeping federalism against
which our freedoms now fight.
For example, Article 12 states, "Discrimination against an Iraqi
citizen on the basis of his gender, nationality, religion, or origin
is prohibited." This reads like an application to work at Wal-Mart.
Then there's Article 15(b), which says police "may not violate the
sanctity of private residences," then gives judges the authority to
allow it. And in much the same spirit, Article 16(b) assures us, "No
one shall be deprived of his property except by eminent domain," thus
proving once and for all that the common good -- i.e., what's good
for the God-State -- trumps individual rights even after Saddam.
Article 17 is the worst one of all: "It shall not be permitted to
possess, bear, buy, or sell arms except on licensure issued in accordance
with the law."
As that great humanitarian and central planner, Chairman
Mao, once put it: "Political power grows out of the barrel
of a gun." The Founding Fathers understood that an armed society deters
absolute power. Our Second Amendment was meant to prevent the rise
of men like Mao and Saddam. Yet, in spite of this tradition, America
oversees the birth of democracy in a country where empowerment will
be handed out like rations by the government.
I've never been to Iraq. I don't know what it's like over there
right now, nor how it compares to a year ago. The fact that Saddam's
out of power is wonderful, in and of itself, but he's captured now,
and his sons are dead, and the WMD's just aren't there. If we're going
to stay in Iraq till it's democratized, we should take a step back
-- take a break from re-creating Iraq in our image -- and realize,
on the anniversary of Shock & Awe, that there's something we
can learn from their constitution. For it doesn't mirror our
own Constitution, but the God-State we've become since it was written.
And if that's the brand of democracy we're exporting, how's it reflect
on Americans back home?
Jonathan David Morris
Jonathan David Morris is a political satirist based
in New Jersey. A strong believer in small government, JDM often takes
aim at oppressive taxes, entitlements, and laws, writing about incompetence
at the highest levels of culture and government. Headstrong, stubborn,
and fearful of tyranny, you can catch more of JDM's ramblings at readjdm.com.