Planned Parenthood President Gloria Feldt lamented on November 6 that "yesterday's election was dire for reproductive freedom. Despite gains in state house races, the Washington leadership can now enact draconian policies that threaten fundamental liberties.

"This day must mark our recommitment to changing the political landscape for reproductive rights. This is not a time for retreat. Rather this is the day when Planned Parenthood redoubles its efforts to ensure passage of laws and policies that protect our fundamental human right to make private childbearing decisions.

"We will organize nationwide both to protect the reproductive rights we now have and to aggressively move forward an agenda that secures those rights. We are grateful to the many thousands of activists who worked tirelessly for reproductive freedom in the 2002 elections. Our daily vigilance now is of the utmost urgency."

With that, Planned Parenthood goes for, not only reproductive rights, but the next generation's definition of sex. They've come out with SEXTIONARY.

Why? Because America's adolescents have been depending on "unreliable sources" for "life-saving" sexual health information. SEXTIONARY will take care of that! It's Planned Parenthood's authoritative sex ed manual for the Internet.

Cartoons are the mode-sex was never more fun. Further, Planned Parenthood provides "sexuality and relationship information that you can trust."

Like, rah-rah for the home team!

Planned Parenthood sets forth a maximum range of sex health terms and subjects that are "commonly misunderstood." Siters are given various options for getting in the know-"Games" and "Movies" and "Quizzers" among them.

Short films focus on homosexuality, HIV and AIDS, abstinence and peer pressure, STI and contraption. "Lipstick," a flick about a teen girl's courage to "come out".

"The Monster" opens with a "glimpse into the world of guys"-dealing with the stigma of having HIV. (Planned Parenthood does note the info piece was scribed by none other than incarcerated youth at Rikers Island.)

Naturally a gift for teens from Planned Parenthood would not be complete without championing murdering babies. So "Facts about Abortion Quiz" is right there alongside the other genius youth-molding models. It tests the know how of kids when it comes to learning "some important information about abortion."

Like: Q: "Worldwide, how many women will have an abortion by the time they are 45 years old?"

A: "Nearly half of all women will have an abortion by the time they are 45 years old. About five million women in the U.S. become pregnant every year. Half of those pregnancies are unintended, and 1.2 million end in abortion."

Next Q: "If I decide to have an abortion, do I have to tell my parents about my decision, or get their permission?"

A: "While more than half of the teenagers who choose abortion talk about it with at least one parent, telling a parent is only required in states with mandatory parental involvement laws. The Supreme Court has ruled, however, that there must be another option to parental notification or consent for a minor. It is called 'judicial bypass.' In judicial bypass, a judge can either rule that the young woman is mature enough to make this decision without a parent's consent, or that she is not mature enough to make this decision without informing them."

Traditional Values Coalition Exec Andrea Lafferty's reaction to all this necessary data? SEXTIONARY is "the kind of thing they would do on Sesame Street...but Sesame Street with sex."

So there you have it, friends. Planned Parenthood quakes in light of recent elections. So to pull it all together, SEXTIONARY for kids should do it, eh?