Dad blast it, Burke, go home and bake a pie! It's time you butt out.

If the male-alone Augusta National golfers wanna gender-solo, hands off!, for freedom's sake.

It's time you commissioned your National Council of Women's Organizations to act on some cause really worthwhile, like fighting the abortion-murder trade. Do something honest for a change.

In other words, grow up!

And a comrade-based word to you, Augusta Chairman Hootie Johnson: "Go on playing another round of golf. Whatever you do, keep high your rights. Then stuff it to the politically correct loonies who don't have anything better to do than stir up war between the already strained sexes."

In other words, remember what you told the world, Hootie, that is, that Augusta won't buckle under to the fems, especially "not at the point of a bayonet."

So Burke is staging a "girlcott," is she? Well, let the fems cluster to cackle all they want to. Media will disclose what these fems on the street really are. Besides, brain perkin¡¦ women will band with the brain sane men to question rightfully why Burkites are not at home helping Johnny with his math equations.

Anybody with a half a head knows that all this Burke-up has nothing truly to do with gender equality. It has to do with age-old Eve Control--that is, that which some radical fems have been attempting for centuries, namely, to get hold of Adam's apple to break his neck.

Dumb. Unloving. Unlovely. Coarse and crude.

Dumb. Unloving. Unlovely. Coarse and crude.

In addition, Burkites are downright hypocritical. And this needs to be underlined in red!

They know very well that there are fem orgs that are gender exclusive, e.g., The Ladies' Golf Club of Toronto. That in-group declares that it is "owned by women. . .to provide a place for women, desirous of a private club atmosphere."

Got it? If not, read it again.

But let's get back to the Burkites--the NCWO. It is composed of fems' coalitions that do not admit males. It is run by an eight-member board that has no male on it. So there. Burke and fems on board, you are accurately voted the most purposefully, adamantly hypocritical mouthpiece spewing forth.

Yet for really fair ringers, please note, Burkites, that Augusta does welcome women to play golf. They just don't give them a membership form to fill out.

And for that the radical fems should be most appreciative for such means that fems don't have to put up with males¡¦ smelly locker rooms and damp towels draped over benches in changing stalls.

Now if that's not giving the fems a break, I don't know what's equal.