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Prompted By An Increasing Number Of Painful Falls, Congress Sues To Overturn Law Of Gravity

Friday, May 23rd, 2008
Prompted By An Increasing Number Of Painful Falls, Congress Sues To Overturn Law Of Gravity

Fresh on the heels of their bi-partisan decision to overturn the Law of Supply and Demand by seeking legal redress from OPEC over high oil prices, the Democrat-controlled House of Representatives has set the bar a bit higher. In what many are calling a strikingly bold move, the congressional body has once again united... »

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Top 9 Little Known Facts About Barack Obama

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

SATIRE 9. He defecates hope, urinates dreams, perspires justice, expectorates butterfly kisses, and cries tears of racial equality. 8. While his home planet was in the throes of destruction as the result of a thermonuclear chain reaction deep within its unstable uranium core, Obama (nee Bar-El) managed to escape and make it to Earth where he... »

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New York Times Memo Announcing Hiring of Bill Kristol

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008
New York Times Memo Announcing Hiring of Bill Kristol

Ed: TNOYF has obtained an advance copy of a memo that will be circulated January 2 at the offices of The New York Times announcing the hiring of conservative Bill Kristol as an opinion columnist. ——————————————— To: All Employees From: Art Sulzberger, Publisher Date: January 2, 2008 Re: New Staff Member–Bill Kristol Welcome back. I hope everyone had a wonderfully... »

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Democratic Candidates Discuss “The Race Factor” With Brit Hume

Friday, December 14th, 2007
Democratic Candidates Discuss “The Race Factor” With Brit Hume

Good day. In the wake of former Atlanta Mayor Andrew Young’s assertion that Bill Clinton is just as black as Barack Obama, we are here to discuss the impact that race has historically had on Democratic politics, as well as the role it will play in the upcoming Democratic primaries. With me to discuss... »

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Where Are All Of The Moderate Farm Combines?

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007
Where Are All Of The Moderate Farm Combines?

Editorial by Buckley F. Williams I read with great dismay, although no surprise, a story this morning about another innocent farmer whose arm was viciously mauled by a bloodthirsty farm combine: a phenomenon known in combine circles as a “homicide mangling.” By my count, that makes seventeen such attacks in calendar year 2007 (and that’s... »

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Peanuts: The Lost Strips

Thursday, October 11th, 2007
Peanuts: The Lost Strips

A new book about famed Peanuts cartoonist Charles Schulz hits bookshelves soon and paints quite a dark picture of the cartoonist. Among other things, the author labels Schulz as ”melancholy” and alleges that the creator of Snoopy was a philanderer of the first order. In yet another journalistic coup, TNOYF reporters have discovered a veritable treasure trove of... »

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Islamic Rage Boy “Disparaging” According To U.S. Trademark Office

Wednesday, September 12th, 2007
Islamic Rage Boy “Disparaging” According To U.S. Trademark Office

We recently learned that TNOYF’s application for trademark protection for Islamic Rage Boy had been rejected, “because the proposed mark consists of or includes matters which may disparage or bring into contempt or disrepute persons, institutions, beliefs, or national symbols,” according to the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office. While we’ve copyrighted IRB, we thought we’d take a... »

Posted in Humor, Terrorism, Vox Populi | 5 Comments »

God Recants Earlier Statements, Now Asserting Not All Children Are Special

Friday, September 7th, 2007
God Recants Earlier Statements, Now Asserting Not All Children Are Special

God Our Father issued a strongly worded proclamation earlier today that marks a clear departure from Heaven’s former “exceptional children” policy. In his statement, He refuted the previously held belief that all kids are special. “I’m not quite sure when all of this ‘every child is special’ crap got started,” said a visibly weary Lord Almighty. “Although if... »

Posted in Humor, Religion, Vox Populi | 1 Comment »

Washington Post Muslim Staffers “Emotional” Reaction To Opus Cartoon

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007
Washington Post Muslim Staffers “Emotional” Reaction To Opus Cartoon

Editor’s Note: Sources have revealed that the Berkeley Breathed “Opus” cartoon (rejected by many U.S. newspapers) was exposed to Muslim staffers at The Washington Post at the behest of Comics Editor Amy Lago to help inform the decision as to whether or not to run the cartoon. The “emotional” reaction of the staffers apparently... »

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Ask Islamic Rage Boy: Volume V

Monday, August 27th, 2007
Ask Islamic Rage Boy: Volume V

Dear Islamic Rage Boy, I am a registered Democrat living in the Washington, DC area. I recently learned from a friend of a friend that that neocon comic hack Berkeley Breathed wrote a comic strip that is both offensive and cruel to Muslims. On behalf of my former religion (I am a recovering Catholic)... »

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FOX Coverage Of Utah Mining Disaster Continues….

Wednesday, August 15th, 2007
FOX Coverage Of Utah Mining Disaster Continues….

Announcer: “Fox News now returns to ‘Lost In Middle Earth: The Heart-Rending Utah Mining Calamity,’ with Greta Van Susteren in Utah.” Greta Van Susteren: “Well, folks, the mood here in Huntington Utah is somber as the valiant efforts to drill down to find these miners continues. The feeling of sheer helplessness overtook me several hours... »

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Ask Islamic Rage Boy: Volume I

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007
Ask Islamic Rage Boy: Volume I

Dear Islamic Rage Boy, My first daughter has come of age for genital mutilation and as you can imagine, I am quite nervous. She is the apple of my eye and I want to make sure that everything goes smoothly. Any suggestions? Perennially Pacing in Pashtun Province Dear Perennially Pacing, Ah yes, I too remember well the... »

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Top 9 Statements That Could Have Caused Paris Hilton To Cry

Thursday, June 14th, 2007
Top 9 Statements That Could Have Caused Paris Hilton To Cry

9. “I’m sorry Ms. Hilton but this strain is penicillin-resistant.” 8. “Great news Paris! The judge has decided to lower your sentence if you can just pass this simple spelling test.” 7. “I accidentally broke your autographed Pablo Escobar straw.” 6. “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that the... »

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Lohan Odds-on Favorite To Win A “Busey”

Friday, June 1st, 2007
Lohan Odds-on Favorite To Win A “Busey”

After a very brief stint of sobriety, actress Lindsay Lohan has thrust herself back into the running for the coveted William Gareth Jacob Busey Sr. Award, also known as the “Busey.” The Busey is given each year to the Hollywood personality who “best exemplifies the spirit and hepatic disregard” of the legendary DC Cab star. “Lindsay fell on the... »

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Italian-Americans Lobbying Hard For New IROC-Z Visa

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007
Italian-Americans Lobbying Hard For New IROC-Z Visa

In spite of the fact that the new immigration bill has been moved off of the fast-track as it meanders its way through Congress, other special interest groups have seized the moment to press their respective cases. Foremost among these is the Jersey City-based organization Homebound Italian-American Males for Justice which, according to their charter, ”advocates for the rights of our members to live... »

Posted in Humor, Politics, Vox Populi | 4 Comments »

Belgium Selected To Face American Wrath In Wake Of France’s Newly Elected ‘Pro-U.S’. President

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007
Belgium Selected To Face American Wrath In Wake Of France’s Newly Elected ‘Pro-U.S’. President

Long resigned to their role as the “Garfunkel” of the international punchline community, Belgium has seen their stock rise sharply on the news of the recent French presidential election. Nicolas Sarkozy’s vocal pro-American stance, along with his large margin of victory, may shift the balance of French-bashing away from the traditional favorites; the French. “I... »

Posted in Humor, Politics, Vox Populi | 5 Comments »

Pelosi: “Abu Ayyub al-Masri’s Death Is On George Bush’s Hands”

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007
Pelosi: “Abu Ayyub al-Masri’s Death Is On George Bush’s Hands”

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi expressed both profound sorrow and anger this morning upon receiving news of the death of Iraqi Al Qaeda leader Abu Ayyub al-Masri. Pelosi, who became fast friends with al-Masri during her recent Middle Eastern visit, issued the following statement: “While George Bush and his Muslim hating cronies high-five each other over Abu’s murder, I would... »

Posted in Humor, Politics, Vox Populi, War | 1 Comment »

The Larynx: A Dr. Seuss From Beyond The Grave Tale

Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007
The Larynx: A Dr. Seuss From Beyond The Grave Tale

At the low end of the dial where the big networks roam you will find a large creature with a mouth chock full o’ foam. She goes by the handle “The Larynx” my friends but take care, she’s been known to let bilge fly out of both ends. When it comes to insightful, well-reasoned discourse I’m afraid she is... »

Posted in Current Events, Humor, Vox Populi | 2 Comments »

Paris Hilton’s Ob-Gyn Incident Still Classified As “Rescue”, May Move To “Recovery” Soon

Monday, March 5th, 2007
Paris Hilton’s Ob-Gyn Incident Still Classified As “Rescue”, May Move To “Recovery” Soon

What started out as a routine gynecological visit took a tragic turn yesterday when one doctor lost his footing while examining hotel heiress Paris Hilton. Dr. Jack Talerico, known as the “gynecologist to the stars”, slipped while attempting to examine a small lesion in her groin area. “He was right next to me and... »

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“Cat Lady” Sally Lieber Offers Child-Rearing Tips

Wednesday, January 24th, 2007
“Cat Lady” Sally Lieber Offers Child-Rearing Tips

In an effort to fend off criticism that her childless status makes her a questionable proponent of anti-spanking legislation, California legislator and cat-lover Sally Lieber is now offering some helpful child-rearing tips for parents.  Guest Commentary By Sally Lieber- I have been both surprised and disappointed since I introduced legislation in California that would make it... »

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