2007-01-24
“Cat Lady” Sally Lieber Offers Child-Rearing Tips
In an effort to fend off criticism that her childless status makes her a questionable proponent of anti-spanking legislation, California legislator and cat-lover Sally Lieber is now offering some helpful child-rearing tips for parents.
Guest Commentary By Sally Lieber-
I have been both surprised and disappointed since I introduced legislation in California that would make it illegal [...]
2007-01-19
Muslims Angry Over Violent Portrayal, Low Kill Count On “24″
Muslim rights groups have responded with outrage over what they feel are inaccuracies in the portrayal of their religion on the hit Fox television series “24″. In a recent episode, an Islamic extremist cell detonated a suitcase-sized nuclear device in Valencia, California, 26 miles north of Los Angeles, causing an estimated 12,000 deaths.
“I was frightened [...]
2007-01-03
The New Pocket Casualty Counter From The Associated Press!
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Are you freakishly obsessed with the daily casualty count in Iraq? Do you find yourself disappointed when a day or two goes by and no American soldiers die? Have you ever been at a cocktail party and said, “How can we be so damn jovial when George Bush is responsible for a death toll [...]
2006-12-14
Faking Retardation Not A Rarity, Experts Say
It was recently discovered that Pete Costello of Tacoma, Washington has been feigning retardation for nearly twenty years while his mother collected disability benefits in his name. While this level of deceit is inconceivable to most of us, experts say that it happens more commonly then we would like to believe.
Psychologist Bradley Fredrickson has conducted [...]
2006-11-27
18-Month-Old Insults Muhammad, Family Turns Her In
This past Sunday, eighteen-month-old Hannah Gilligan decided to draw her “papa” a picture for his 35th birthday. It turned out to be a fateful decision for the Burlington, Vermont toddler.
The picture, (below left), began a hailstorm of protest in this deeply, culturally sensitive part of the country when Gilligan family friend Timmy Saint Croix [...]
2006-11-21
Caribou Sour On Dem Agenda
Guest Editorial-
by John Q. Caribou
I have been watching the unfolding of political events in the lower forty-eight with a great deal of concern. As many of you no doubt are aware, one of the main planks of the Democratic platform has been and continues to be the prevention of drilling for oil in the ANWAR [...]
2006-11-17
OJ Simpson’s Hypothetical Cell Mate Writes Book About How He Would Hypothetically Rape Him
The shocking news that O.J. Simpson is going public with a book and interview about how he could have hypothetically killed Nicole Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman in 1995 has drawn scorn and revulsion from many who are convinced the former football star is benefitting financially from a murder he actually did commit.
And [...]
2006-11-16
Syphilis Catches Paris Hilton
Health officials around the United States are reporting that a particularly virulent strain of Paris Hilton has emerged that is sure to be a wake-up call for venereal diseases worldwide. The new strain, scientifically known as paricoccus scatologivag, has already jumped from humans to Syphilis (pictured at left in happier times) and appears poised [...]
Comments (1) Filed under: Humor, Vox Populi — Buckley F. Williams @ 10:01 am | 7 views2006-11-14
Former Detainee Details American Torture Techniques
Former Abu Ghraib detainee Mouayad Yasin Hassan has come forward recently to talk about his time in that controversial prison. Hassan was captured in Baghdad in 2004 and declared an “enemy combatant” by U.S. forces. Hassan claims that he was not able to contact a lawyer, assemble bombs or continue killing infidels for the entire [...]
Comments (8) Filed under: Vox Populi — Buckley F. Williams @ 2:11 pm | 0 views2006-11-07
Dems Discover Spokeswoman With Super-Ultimate Moral Authority
Apparently encouraged by the successes they have enjoyed in the arena of political discourse via such sympathetic spokespeople as Michael J. Fox and Cindy Sheehan, Democratic officials have taken the notion a step further. TNOYF has learned that the DNC has found an individual with credentials so impeccable, so heart-wrenching, that [...]
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