CNN’s Rick Sanchez was orgasmic with schadenfreude as he touted a video of President Bush apparently being ignored by other world leaders at the G20 summit. Sanchez described Bush as “the most unpopular kid in high school… You know the one with the cooties.†I believe this is the first time I’ve ever heard a... »
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Obama’s Victory: A Different View
Pictured to the left is the cover of today’s edition of the Istanbul newspaper Sabah. “Siyah Devrim†means “black revolution.†Obviously the Turks are pleased with the election results in the U.S., but what about some other countries? I decided to search around a little to see how the victory of Barack Obama was being... »
President Barack Obama: ‘Hope’ is Found, Now What?
Illinois Senator Barack Obama has been elected the 44th President of the United States. We’ve all heard about hope being lost, but what happens when “hope†is found? Like the age-old question, “What does the dog do when it catches the car?†we’re about to find out. Having won the White House and a large congressional... »
Barack Obama: Better Off Muslim
A while back, Barack Obama was fending off accusations that he had tight connections with the Muslim faith in the least, and, and most, that he is a Muslim. If the answer to either one of those accusations was in the affirmative, Obama would still be better off than he is now. Enter the Reverend Jeremiah... »
The Alan Dershowitz Moral Equivalency Test
As Silda Spitzer fends off “so you’re almost single now?” phone calls from Bill Clinton, Harvard Law Professor Alan Dershowitz is doing some pro-bono work for Silda’s husband, soon-to-be ex NY Governor Eliot Spitzer. In today’s piece in the Wall Street Journal, Dershowitz does so much sleight-of-hand that you almost forget what brought about the... »
‘Thou Shalt Not Bogart the Doobage’: Moses High on Drugs, Says Professor
Benny Shanon, a professor of cognitive psychology at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem, claims that Moses was high on psychedelic drugs on Mount Sinai when he heard God deliver the Ten Commandments. Let’s see… Honor your father and mother, don’t steal, don’t kill, don’t covet your neighbor’s wife, don’t commit adultery, remember the Sabbath and... »
‘Drug Running Jet’ Becomes ‘CIA Torture Plane’ in the Blink of an Eye
Every once in a while, I get an email from somebody who thinks I’m an investigative journalist (I am better at it than Dan Rather, but still…), and this morning was one of those times. Usually these letters end up being from people who were lucky to find enough time between swatting at imaginary flies... »
Weekly World News, RIP: Mourning the Passing of an Intentionally Fake Newspaper
The newspaper famous for its wildly fabricated stories, crazy reporting of often completely fictional events, and doctored and staged photos is closing the doors on its print business. No, not the New York Times — I’m referring to The Weekly World News: Owner American Media Inc. announced that the tabloid’s Aug. 27 issue will be... »
Brussels Louts: UK to Transfer Sovereignty?
Great Britain’s new Prime Minister, who, thanks to attempted car bombings nearly had the worst first week on the job since the Titanic, is under fire for “hiding” things from the public. Just little things though, like that Great Britain may well lose its sovereignty: The new European Union treaty will mean “transfers of sovereignty”... »
Dennis Miller Turns Way Left
LOS ANGELES, (PTBNS): Comedian and radio talk show host Dennis Miller, who, shortly after 9/11, made it publicly known that he had taken a big swing to the political right, has inexplicably swung back to the left–the far left. “I’ve been studying Marxist/Leninist philosophy, and I’ve got to say, I’m more fulfilled than Michael Moore... »
Tom Wolfe on Stupid
Author Tom Wolfe was recently interviewed by the Financial Times, and had a very interesting take on “stupid” (among many other things) that could cause at least one man excessive ribbing at the next foo-foo liberal cotillion. “You should have been here when Eisenhower was president; he was not very good in a press conference... »
Candidates Dream Jobs: Tancredo Gets an A+ for Honesty
You can tell a lot about somebody based on what their “dream job” is — unless they’re a politician, because they’re most likely lying. The A.P. asked all current presidential candidates what their dream job is, and here’s what they said: Democrats • Sen. Joe Biden, Delaware: Architect. • Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, New York: “Continue to work... »
If Alec Calls, Better Not Pick Up
Latest MND Podcast: If Alec Calls, Better Not Pick Up by Doug Powers. Read by Mike LaSalle. http://mensnewsdaily.com/2007/04/20/if-alec-calls-better-not-pick-up/ »
U.N.: Decline in AIDS Deaths Leads to Population, Bureaucrat Explosion
Obsessive worriers who get the runs when pondering global overpopulation while at the same time fretting about curing AIDS in third world countries are approaching an interesting quandary. This one might make their heads explode, thus solving the feared “overpopulation” problem. World population is expected by some to climb to 9.2 billion by the... »
Lucrative Franchise For Sale: Carbon Offset, Inc.
An enormously lucrative business opportunity is on the way, and we all have a chance to get rich for doing absolutely nothing. That’s right – nothing. Sure, we hear about these types of ”businesses” every day, scams all, but for the first time ever I believe such an entrepreneurial opportunity exists that is not only... »
Accidental Comedians: Democrats and Civil Rights
The Clintons were in the south over the weekend trolling for the black vote. Hillary even adopted a fake southern accent for one speech — which perfectly matched her fake New Yorker status, fake warmth, and fake love for her husband. In Selma, Alabama, Hillary, Bill and Barack Obama led the way during a... »
8 Questions for Al Gore
I’m no climatologist, scientist, geologist, and have formal training in any similar discipline, but there are a few questions that I have concerning Al Gore’s theory of man-made global warming. Perhaps if Al can answer these convincingly, I’d be more inclined to be less skeptical of his rather sudden tale of climate disaster — which... »
United Nations Infested With Rats and Worms? Nothing New Here
There are plans to begin a renovation next year to expand the U.N. headquarters in New York City. This could be a billion-dollar project ($3-4 billion if they try to “cut costs” by engaging in a “concrete for food” program with a crooked construction company), complete with bigger offices, increased ventilation, fire sprinklers, and... »
Ted Kennedy Birthday Gift Returned – Why?
Late last week, Ted Kennedy celebrated his 75th birthday. On Saturday, there was a birthday bash, notably headlined by the Gin Blossoms, as all of Ted’s parties are even when there’s no band present. We’ve had a lot of fun at the Senator’s expense over the years, but I’d like to take this opportunity to... »
Support the Troops, Hate the War – Or Is It Vice-Versa?
We’re told constantly by Democrats and others opposing the war that they “support the troops, but hate the war.” This never made much sense to me, as it’s a little like saying you love eggs but hate chickens. As a matter of fact, there are times when “support the troops, hate the war” gets completely flipped... »
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