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If you’ve never been: forcefully separated from your children, had your wages garnished to satisfy court ordered child support, helplessly watched your child suffer from an ear infection or cold having been prevented by a vindictive ex-spouse from taking them to a doctor, lived on ramen noodles and generic soup, listened to the stories... »

It always something of a compliment when the primates of the Deviant Left (not even your average Democrat would claims these clowns) decide to tell me what an ‘ass bag’ I am. After my last article “Worth the Hassle?” someone took great umbrage at my disclaimer ‘I’m not gay.’ I thought I was... »

First, I’m not gay.  Being a single man who likes a cappuccino, movies (even the occasional romance), loves my kids and sheds a tear over sad endings I often feel like this needs to be said.      Second, I don’t hate women.  I’ve been married and the laws make it a questionable proposition for a... »

To all who read this I give you one very important piece of advice:  The lawyer you watch closest is the one who works for you.  You are a mealticket- you are revenue.  Keep them on a tight leash or they will screw you and convince themselves they’re doing it in your best interests. Italics... »

Some fun correspondence between myself and my lawyer.  It goes on… and on… and on.  The names have been changed to protect… my privacy… The parenthesis are for your benefit… enjoy… Dear Attorney Smith,  At this point I am out ~$1200 in legal fees and about eight months of hassle with nothing to show for it. Not... »

She sat there in the hospital bed, crying and despondent, six months pregnant, recovering from surgery.  According to the x-rays, the lower part of Ann’s right leg now looked like a shelf at a hardware store; all the screws and plates needed to repair a spiral fracture.  “Chuck works so hard… he’s tried everything... »

Two young women were debating the other day over whether or not they should’ve waited until they were married to have sex (yeah, my ears perked up for that one…):  “If you must know, my husband and I were both virgins when we married, I was 20 and he was 26, almost 27.   Now I’ll... »

(WARNING- SPOILERS) There was a bad feeling I had about this film and sadly it turned out worse than imagined. $8 for a ticket… $5.25 for a bucket of popcorn… $5 for the bladder buster diet soft drink… and roughly three hours wasted. Danger, drama, super powers, etc. It was all there but I didn’t... »