Highlander: The Source (No Wonder It Was Relegated To Saturday Night)

2008-02-23
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One of mankind’s fondest dreams is no doubt to live upon this earth in vitality and youth beyond the paltry 75 to 90-odd years the healthiest among us get to enjoy.  As such, one of contemporary fantasy’s most compelling franchises has had to have been Highlander.  The protagonist is himself immortal and gets to...

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More Things Change The More They Stay The Same In Leftist Suburb

2008-02-15
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In some systems of Eastern thought, the doctrine of recurrence teaches that everything that has happened will happen again.  Western philosophy of history drawing inspiration from a Biblical understanding of the universe does not share in the same exact idea since the Judeo-Christian worldview sees history as moving towards its ultimate conclusion in eternity....

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Huckabee’s Fat Lip Yammering On About Your Gastronomic Business

2008-01-25
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Throughout his time in the public limelight, Republican Mike Huckabee has made obesity awareness one of his pet issues having lost over 100 pounds himself.  However, as is typical of most fanatics having come to a realization or a cause a little later in the game than most, it is not enough for them...

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Are Some Forms Of Border Security More About Keeping People In Than Out?

2008-01-09
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Americans might be interested to know that to cross the Canadian border that the U.S. government will require them to be carrying a passport even if they have other legitimate forms of identification.  However, most recall precious little is being done to stop the flow over our own borders of those with no proper...

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Politically Correct To Alter Santa Out Of Existence

2007-12-26
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Over the course of the past decade or so, leftist malcontents have set their ideological sites against Christmas no doubt as the holiday points to the birth of the Savior Jesus Christ who can often help or motivate the individual to work through many of their own problems without an over reliance on government...

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TSA To Rummage Through Emotional Baggage As Well

2007-11-27
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On an episode of South Park taking aim at the airline industry, Mr. Garrison (still a man at that point) invented a mode of transportation where riders had to have a metal prod inserted into their backsides in order to avoid falling off the vehicle.  The response of those enduring such discomfort and humiliation...

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A Review Of Saucer by Stephen Coonts

2007-11-19
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In most science fiction stories, extraterrestrial technology is unveiled to the world when it is piloted to earth by proverbial little green men or bug eyed monsters. However, in Saucer, Stephen Coonts presents a scenario where man’s initial exposure to a civilization from beyond the earth does not occur overhead but rather from beneath...

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The Law & Gospel Dynamic

2007-11-06
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In classical Lutheran theology and homiletics, a two part approach is often taken referred to as Law and Gospel.  For it is through this dynamic duo that the individual is made to realize that he is a sinner in need of salvation and what the solution is for this vexing dilemma. In old detective...

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The Law & Gospel Dynamic

2007-11-06
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In classical Lutheran theology and homiletics, a two part approach is often taken referred to as Law and Gospel.  For it is through this dynamic duo that the individual is made to realize that he is a sinner in need of salvation and what the solution is for this vexing dilemma. In old detective...

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Old Warhorse Losing His Kick

2007-11-01
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As the former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Colin Powell at one time (whether deservedly or not) had a reputation as a voice of sober realism in the arena of American foreign policy. However, as he ages and heads into his sunset years, he is so increasingly muttering to himself about assorted...

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Is Lutheran Polemicist Falling For The Early Marriage Racket?

2007-10-10
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Despite their inherent stuffiness, one does not usually have to worry about conservative Lutherans such as those in the Missouri Synod falling for too many of the fads constantly popping up in the contemporary Protestant world. Though conducted in the form of an open discussion, one gets the impression that the idea gaining momentum...

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Why Shouldn’t Hungerstrikers Be Allowed To Starve?

2007-10-05
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Often in the attempt to get their way, children threaten to hold their breath or refuse to eat until their parents agree to meet their demands. Usually, nothing much comes of it as most youngsters don’t have the will to resist the sway of their base appetites and most normally outgrow such juvenile displays...

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Americans Asking Critical Questions To Be Tased While Illegal Aliens Not

2007-09-18
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Something sinister is afoot in the land when law enforcement is permitted to zap someone for merely asking inconvenient questions, one of which was what law did the victim actually break, while a new policy is being put into place in the U.S. prison system where jailers may taser incarcerated Americans with impunity while...

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Toe Tapping Good Time?

2007-08-30
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While it is nearly impossible to determine if Sen. Larry Craig had lewd intentions when arrested in a men’s room, frankly those loving liberty should be concerned about the flimsiness of the standard that can be invoked by law enforcement to justify ruining reputations. Unless this NRA supporter blatantly caressed another man’s holstered sidearm...

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Census Bureau Pimps Turn The American People Into Information Whores

2007-08-23
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With all the fuss made over the 300 millionth American, the U.S. Census Bureau enjoyed an unaccustomed moment in the limelight as the work done by this government agency is seldom considered glamorous enough to warrant much coverage in the media. Article One, Section Two of the U.S. Constitution authorizes an enumeration of the...

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Those Deliberately Playing In Traffic Should Get Run Over

2007-08-02
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Commonsense teaches that, if one deliberately with aforethought puts oneself into oncoming traffic, one is going to get run over. As such, that is what you deserve. To some, such a sentiment brings to mind elderly grandmothers crossing the street and young children absentmindedly chasing after an errant ball. However, that is not what...

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A Review Of “Dark Lord: The Rise Of Darth Vader” by James Luceno

2007-07-27
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“Dark Lord: The Rise Of Darth Vader” by James Luceno follows the exploits of the legendary Sith Lord as he hunts down a band of Jedi escaping the fate of their brethren as a result of a regiment of clonetroopers that refuse to implement order 66. Towards the end of “Return Of The Jedi”,...

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Dupes To Pay $3600 To Pick Up Trash

2007-07-24
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According to the Associated Pres, the government has decided to allow volunteers paying $3600 the opportunity to pick trash and remove invasive species off the island of Midway. Isn’t this a task people should be payed to do? Normally, only Native Hawaiians are allowed near the preserve to fish for “cultural purposes”. So if...

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Dark Ages Of Broadcasting Looms On The Horizon

2007-07-17
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Don Imus’ comments that the Rutger’s ladies basketball team were a bunch of tattooed nappy-headed hoes might not have been the kindest thing to say about these athletes, though one must note the claim has not been entirely refuted as interestingly in appearances before the press the players have decided to conceal themselves behind...

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Most Epistemologically Unprepared For Bioenhancement Nightmares

2007-07-08
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An old adage posits that what you don’t know can’t hurt you.  Whoever came up with that one obviously had little imagination to foresee the horrors about to be set loose upon the earth in the years and decades to come. In my column  “Scientists Suggest Bestiality”, I wrote about findings by MIT and...

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