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A Cinco de Mayo Greeting from John Wayne Now, just why in the HELL do I have to press ‘1′ for English? »

Why is this alleged criminal not flat on the ground? Or on a bus to Mexico? After the May Day fiasco in Los Angeles, Police Chief William Bratton should voluntarily turn in his badge and pursue another line of work, or be forced to leave. Chief Bratton’s initial mistake was that he did not order the... »

  Everyone agrees that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is, if nothing else, an odd bloke. All of that talk about the Holocaust being a myth, and threatening to bomb Israel into the Mediterranean, have helped create a public image of the Iranian president as a lunatic. However, Ahmadinejad’s latest gaffe has even his sharpest critics gasping in shock and... »

For Immediate Release (San Francisco)—The following press release was issued by the Office of Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the United States House of Representatives: With the Cinco de Mayo celebrations looming, Speaker Pelosi believes that the American people need progressive ideas and leadership when it comes to the issue of immigration. In order to steer America away... »

California’s prison system has been, and continues to be, in severe crisis due to mindless policies on illegal aliens and the death penalty. The population of incarcerated inmates in the Golden States exceeds prison capacity by a margin of 2-1, and the federal government has threatened to take over management of the system unless overcrowding... »

Is Hillary Clinton falling victim to overconfidence? One could easily conclude that based on a recent statement from Mrs. Clinton on the campaign trail in Iowa. She said, “When I walk into the Oval Office in 2009, I’m afraid I’m going to lift up the rug and I’m going to see so much stuff under there.... »

Those opposed to the lawful deportation of illegal aliens when such action would separate families are sporting a new slogan which reads: “Family is family, documented or not.” To those who believe in the rule of law, the counter slogan is: “Illegal is illegal, family or not.” In addition, it should be noted that nearly all... »

Although Democrats constantly promote themselves as champions of the less fortunate and the powerless, the truth is that there is there is damn little fight in liberals when it comes to the truly vulnerable and defenseless. That would, of course, be the unborn. Liberal disdain for the unborn was again obvious on April 18 when the... »

  Notwithstanding arguments made by liberals, big business, President Bush, and the government of Mexico, illegal immigration is a dreaded curse on America. Illegal aliens cause or exacerbate problems involving homeland security, crime, health care costs, education, affordable housing, budget deficits, traffic congestion, global warming, dependence on foreign oil, identity theft, prison and jail populations, and... »

Satire Because life in these United States is as close to Heaven as God sees fit to permit, liberals and the main stream media are at a loss to find vitally important issues with which to consistently excite voters and news consumers. As a result, America’s leftist politicians and media have wasted more than a week... »

Durham County District Attorney Mike Nifong is the latest high profile figure to wax apologetic in front of public microphones and cameras. But if an apology was not enough to save Don Imus from the wrath of the PC gods, why should Nifong be spared? After all, Nifong’s behavior is far more serious, and perhaps even... »

by John W. Lillpop What a sad commentary that the world continues to spin out of control because of an “inflammatory” comment made by a 70-year-old hippie DJ-cowboy that hardly anyone listens to. For nearly a week, Don Imus, Al Sharpton, and Jesse Jackson have conspired to hog news headlines over a silly, non-story that should... »

This time Don Imus just went too far.  Even for a huge Imus fan like moi, the I-man’s latest indiscretion is over the top. I refer to the truly stupid, irresponsible, and insensitive blather that came out of Imus’s mouth as he groveled before Reverend Al Sharpton on Monday. Apologizing to an anti-Semite, racist hate monger... »

  President Bush has spoken forcefully and correctly of the folly in recently passed military funding bills that include timelines for withdrawal of American troops from Iraq. With the exception of Democrats and a few out of touch RINOs here and there, most people realize that timelines are foolish signals of surrender that tell... »

Rodney King: “Can’t we all just get along?” Satire Most modern liberals believe that military force is an old fashioned and outdated method for conflict resolution, and one that should be consigned to the dustbin of history. To the liberal mindset, war is sooooo 20th century. Like VCRs, heterosexual marriage, and Kindergarten without condoms and cucumbers,... »

In his non-stop and mindless promotion of illegal aliens as good hearted, hard working folks, our clueless president constantly argues that those coming here illegally from Mexico should be welcomed en masse because they hold values common to the American people. I wonder if our beleaguered president is aware of the latest horror story involving... »

satire by John W. Lillpop Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s much ballyhooed middle east mission to “make the world safer” was apparently marred by a failure often experienced by people suffering from early Alzheimer’s. It’s called a “senior moment” and causes the victim–in this case Pelosi–to lose all conscious memory and reasoning power. In Pelosi’s case, the loss was... »

As originally conceived by Nancy Pelosi and her pals on the loony left, the culture of corruption (COC) was to be the least democratic, least inclusive, and least honorable society in all of Washington, D.C. Pelosi envisioned that the COC would be the exclusive domain of Caucasian Republican men. That would be scalawags like Tom... »

A fellow blogger has cluttered cyberspace with views contrary to mine on the subject of illegal aliens. His articles are immediately recognizable because he uses Barbara Streisand as his spell check guru. With predicttabkle reessultgs! This old man, who shall remain unnamed, has pontificated on and on about what Native American Indians faced when the pilgrims... »

In their bitter hatred for George W. Bush and unquenchable desire to do real harm to the man, regardless of any impact on America, Congressional Democrats appear to be receiving their legislative marching orders directly from Osama bin Laden himself. Both the U.S. House and Senate have now passed Democrat initiated legislation that would effectively... »