March 24, 2007

John W. Lillpop
The events of March 23, 2007 will surely gone down in history as pivotal in defining what America stands for and what Americans are willing to fight for.
For the first time in history, a feminist with “Special Olympics” capabilities held the Speaker’s gavel in the U.S. House and played a major role in [...]

March 22, 2007

California state Senator Gilbert Cedillo, a Democrat, has worked tirelessly to achieve one absurd objective: He wants the state to grant drivers’ licenses to invading criminals, most of who share Cedillo’s ethnicity.
Most of the time, Cedillo’s attempts to license, rather than arrest, illegal aliens are dumped in the trash bin at the state legislature, or [...]

March 21, 2007

Anyone doubting the hypocrisy of liberals should consider the following:
* Execution of a convicted killer is cruel, unusual & barbaric; whereas a woman’s right to abort the life of an innocent child is inalienable;
* Starving a helpless victim like Terri Schaivo to death is acceptable; but using lethal injection to end the life of a [...]

March 19, 2007

By John W. Lillpop
Not so very long ago, White House political strategist Karl Rove was considered a political genius, a virtuoso who could do no wrong.
Blessed with an IQ too robust to measure, Rove was like a balding version of Harry Potter–a wizard on a mission to save the Republican party.
Only an improbable combination of [...]

March 12, 2007

satire by John W. Lillpop
With the illegal immigration debate heating up once again, I expect President Bush to jump into the fray by taking more of a leadership role.
In fact, I fully expect that Bush will deliver a nationwide television address on the subject.  That address will probably go something like this:
My  Fellow Amerimexans:
Americans have [...]

satire by John W. Lillpop
With the illegal immigration debate heating up once again, I expect President Bush to jump into the fray by taking more of a leadership role.
In fact, I fully expect that Bush will deliver a nationwide television address on the subject.  That address will probably go something like this:
My Fellow Amerimexans:
Americans have [...]

March 10, 2007

Revelations about former Speaker Gingrich’s extra-marital affair while he was pursuing Bill Clinton’s scalp for impeachment are titillating, but only to those seek to fill their hollow skulls with unmitigated pap.
In other words, liberals have not been this excited since Viet Nam fell to the communists!
While it is true that both Gingrich and Slick fell [...]

March 8, 2007

 
Speaker Nancy Pelosi and other assorted liberals like John Murtha in the U.S. House have announced the new Democrat plan for ending the war in Iraq.
Here:
Mind you, Pelosi et al. are not concerned with winning the war, but want a “date certain” for the U.S. to complete the “cut and run” strategy that liberals are [...]

March 7, 2007

 
Does anyone in the PC-muddled world really appreciate the satirical genesis behind Ann Coulter’s “inappropriate” remark?
Does the name Isaiah Washington ring a bell?
Washington is a star of the television hit show “Grey’s Anatomy,” who called fellow actor T.R.  Knight the “F” word.
As a result of that PC violation, Washington nearly lost his career.  In fact, [...]

March 4, 2007

Satire
Dear President Calderon:
As you are no doubt aware, America the Great is quickly becoming America the Gray. The so-called “boomer” generation, comprised of approximately 40 million Americans, will soon reach retirement age.
America’s boomers are generally well educated, financially solvent, socially active, and, quite frankly, dead tired.
Our seniors yearn for a less frantic pace [...]

March 3, 2007

Bull’s Eye!
By John W. Lillpop
Conservative sharp-shooter Ann Coulter dropped the following bombshell during a speech at a national conservative gathering:
“I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards, but it turns out you have to go into rehab if you use the word ‘faggot,’ so I - so [...]

Passion of the Anti-Christ?
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In some of the most convoluted logic and snake oil promotion ever unleashed on the American public, politicians from both parties are screaming that America needs a “Guest Worker” (amnesty) program because of a calamitous shortage of workers in the fields.
In other words, America needs to abandon concerns about rule of law, [...]

March 2, 2007

Over the years, America has been richly blessed with men who have served with distinction and honor while Vice President.
Names like Harry Truman, Richard Nixon, Spiro Agnew, and Dan Quayle come to mind as examples of great Americans giving their all for this great nation.
While the aforementioned deserve non-stop accolades and the sincere appreciation of [...]

February 28, 2007

by John W. Lillpop
How completely liberal-hypocritical of Al Gore to fly out to Hollywood just to accept an Oscar for saving the planet from whatever he was supposed to save it from.
After accepting his statue and preaching “Think Green” to a sinful world, the bloated former Veep then jumped on another jet and zipped back [...]

In his non-stop and foolhardy promotion of illegal aliens as good hearted, hard working folks, our naive president constantly argues that those coming here illegally from Mexico should be welcomed en masse because they hold values common to Americans.
Really?  When was the last time a good old-fashioned American mum sold her five-month old child for [...]

February 16, 2007

In what will surely go down in history as a dark, dark day for America, the Democrat-run U.S. delivered a staggering blow to our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan.
The vote was 246 for the Jihadists, 182 for U.S. Troops.

Here:
Democrats have been wishing for a redux of Vietnam–it looks as though they finally forced it.
Meanwhile, [...]

While Senator Barack Obama called the loss of 3,100 Americans in the war on terror “wasted lives,” the senator, all of his Democrat colleagues, RINOs, and President Bush choose to ignore a far more outrageous statistic.
As documented in a report by Joseph Farah dated November 28, 2006 and titled “Illegal Aliens Murder 12 Americans Daily,” [...]

This astounding story of justice denied with regard to two border patrol agents just doing their duty continues to amaze. Might this story be the straw that breaks the back of the nitwits who want to grant amnesty to 30 million castoffs from the third world?
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The”victim” of border skirmish managed to come back again with [...]

February 15, 2007

(reprint from earlier MND post)
Most liberals regard illegal aliens as “Undocumented Democrats” and a veritable gold mine of opportunity for holding on to political power by coddling to those here unlawfully.
For that reason, most Democrat politicians have abandoned reasonable concern about homeland security, preservation of American language and culture, and the stability of the American [...]

Bank of America? Hardly!
Satire
As further testament to the fact that some American business entities will stoop to unbelievable and despicable depths in pursuit of more profit, the so-called Bank of America has decided to troll the illegal alien market for gold.
Forsaking legitimate concerns about homeland security, rule of law, U.S. sovereignty, and American [...]