POLITICAL SATIRE
Nobody’s Opinion: It’s certainly a good thing we have the breaking news of another hypocritical, sex crazed, corrupting New York politician scandal on TV today. By wisely resigning his governorship, Eliot Spitzer…well, let’s just say, instead of being prosecuted as he should be, will go on to work in a wonderful corporate job, where [...]

Nobody’s Opinion: One of my favorite stories of Jesus is the morning he gave his famous “sermon” on the mound speech. I love that speech. And what’s particularly special about it, is that it was free to the public.
Imagine…one of the most spectacular lectures ever given on earth, and it was free!
Jesus was a [...]

Nobody’s Flash of the day: This is going around the “e-mails.” Maybe you’ve seen it, maybe not. There is no claim to authorship on it, so because I have no idea who wrote it, I can’t tell you. Nevertheless…enjoy.
 
HOW THE WORLD OF POLITICS WORKS; DEMOCRATIC: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You [...]

Nobody’s Opinion: Boy do we. We have a bunch of space cadets walking around down here looking for a port. The port used to be the United States of America, but many of us can’t find it. Where in the nebula did it go?“Roger, Roger…come in …Houston, can you read me?”
Down here on earth, in [...]

Nobody’s Opinion: Not many people know that Paris Hilton and Hillary Clinton have a lot in common. In fact, I would have never thought of comparing the two if I had not read Paris’s book, Confessions of an Heiress. Yes, Heiress Paris’s philosophy on life is so much like Heiress Hillary’s, that it’s hard to [...]

Nobody’s Opinion: While everyone is talking about Hillary and the ever boring contest of multiple billionaires running for the office of “President of Multinational Billionaires” in order to represent all their fellow billionaires friends of the New World Multinational Corporations—everyone in the press but a brave few are ignoring the two final nails of the [...]

Nobody Flashes Anymore: If there ever was a woman who walked the earth just begging to be the poster child for MND (Who should consider putting her "Wanted" poster up for crimes against mankind) it should be Heather McCartney.
Matt Laurer could barely get in his words today on his morning show because she just [...]

Nobody’s Opinion; I don’t get it.
For the last ten years I have been wearing my favorite mask, I like to call the it the “Old Hag,” and none of the kids in the neighborhood come to my house for candy…not one.

I can’t figure it out.

And every year I buy candy, only to have [...]

Nobody Flashes Anymore: Many parents today all over America are suffering anxiety attacks, due to the new policies being implemented in all our public schools.
Because our Federal Government, does not trust the American parent to properly raise their own child, they are now giving out condoms, and birth control to eleven-year-olds. Planned Parenthood is now [...]

Nobody's Opinion; Last week, my brain was mottled in a motley mess of what many would call—ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder) misrule. When I tried to focus on one news story, I would turn the page, or just sit down, and there would be another observation in my mounting collection of ADD absurdities. In fact, they [...]

Nobody’s Opinion: Last week, James Watson, the Nobel-prize winner for his work on DNA made this statement:
“I am white and therefore genetically superior.”
No, that’s not what he said—actually he said he was “inherently gloomy about the prospect of Africa because all our social policies are based on the fact that their intelligence is the same [...]

Nobody Flashes: Today, President George W. Bush, went to view the damage done by the fires in California, using the same binoculars that he uses when he is trying to find bin Laden.
"Hey, I think I see him!"
Some of us will miss that famous sense of humor of his.
Nobody's Perfect: Rudy Giuliani, who has [...]

Nobody’s Opinion: Did you ever wake up on the right side of the bed, only to wish for the good old days when you woke up on the wrong side?
The headlines today said, “Biggest Evacuation in American History”. Over one million people, grabbing their horses, doggies, kids, spouses, pictures, and pup tents, are scrambling out [...]

Nobody's Flashes: Okay…the one question that is on every man or women that still has any sort of intelligence is: Who is starting these fires?
Let's face it, the Santa Ana winds have been around for quite some time now, and as we watch most of southern California go up in flames…the news reporters, do not [...]

Nobody's Opinion; Walk into any room, stand very still, and yell the word “sex!” out loud, and everyone in the room will turn at you, and stare. They might even laugh.
Now, walk into any room and yell the word “fire!” You might get the same reaction. People will search around for smoke, maybe shrug [...]

Nobody’s Perfect: It seems, once again…Michael Savage has gotten the elite’s communista’s angry again. The very thing that endears him to his listeners—that monolithic frankness, the screaming tirades against liberalism, the politically incorrect memorable quotes, just seem to blurt out of him like a fizzed-up bottle of pop.
He just can’t help himself—which is why [...]

Nobody’s Opinion: Yesterday, while taking a walk through a local mall, I noticed something that was quite disturbing, in a déjà vu sort of way.
Che Guevara’s tee-shirts seemed to be in way too many store windows for my patriotic liking, along with Al Pacino’s Scar face character… “Say hello to my little friend.”
These images [...]

Nobody's Opinion: Okay. What's with all the boat trips to Kennebunkport?
And why don't they take this man's license away? As you can see here:
George Senior is just a little too boat happy. And it seems his son takes after him.
But heck, I guess if your an x-President and want to ram a boat into a [...]

Nobody’s Opinion: Okay, I’m in a funk right now. Politics has got me crazy. I’m starting to walk around in a daze, tripping over old dog bones, wondering when the actual question of, “How many angels can fit on the end of a pin?” will get around to being discussed under EG’s columns, or [...]

Nobody Knows; The cell phone is becoming such a part of our culture, that young men, especially the evocative ones who work at various Star Bucks, have thought up the answer to the ever growing problem of not losing their cell phone.
Just carry it in your earlobe. Sexy.
Of course, answering the phone is another [...]

Nobody’s Opinion: Ahhh…I got you on sex, didn’t I?
It was such a hot day today…over 100 degrees. After all, it is August. I loved it.
I was thinking about a day when I was nineteen. (pre-Al Gore years) I laid out in the sun one afternoon while on vacation in San Bernardina, California. The temperature [...]

Nobody's Opinion….No matter what you think of the market, if you missed this, you should catch it here…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWksEJQEYVU
If you have not seen this meltdown of Cramer, it's a moment to remember.
Most of the time, I'm happy to be a nobody, the market is a headache for the rich.
But, this man, has been breathing this stuff [...]

Nobody's Opinion….No matter what you think of the market, if you missed this, you should catch it here…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWksEJQEYVU
If you have not seen this meltdown of Cramer, it's a moment to remember.
Most of the time, I'm happy to be a nobody, the market is a headache for the rich.
But, this man, has been breathing this stuff [...]

Nobody’s Opinion; All things being relative, so is your paycheck.
The New York Times just did a report on how truly miserable and poor the millionaires in Silicon Valley are feeling right now. They are working 70 to 80 hour weeks just like the baby boomers in Middle America, and they don’t have much more to [...]

Nobody Wins: Warning: This is a “humor” piece. Read on at your own risk, do not let your emotional feminine side take over.
Nobody’s Perfect: Oh-oh…I felt a “will” welling up inside me. The “I” is coming on pretty strong too…you know what this means? This means that I can no longer speak in simple, [...]

Nobody Knows: The New York Post gives it four stars…
The woman is the brains…
The men are the boobs…
The Business is making sure all men know that women are smarter…because as seen from the picture, all these guys are losers because someone stole their clothes.
And this was AFTER sex, most likely done alone.
I don't know [...]

Picture: Bridge Over Shanghai

Nobody’s Opinion: No matter what you think of our big, overstuffed, corrupted, bloated, bag of narcissistic rooster preening politicians, you’ve got to admit one thing: They never pass up an opportunity when a national tragedy strikes, to suck more money out of the American people.

Whether it’s a major new joke of [...]

Nobody’s Opinion: Tell me—did you ever get the urge to go to South America, spend endless days in the jungle waiting hidden in dirt up to your head, patiently to catch a hawk, and then fly home after you’ve finally caught it, only to spend countless hours training that hawk how to catch prey, [...]

Nobody Flashes Anymore: Today, Arnold Swarchenegger, who is now the governor of California said that what he wanted most for his 60th birthday, was for America to have a better image in the world.
Coming from a man that spent most of his adult life on steroids, pumping iron, shooting up just about everything that [...]

Nobody Wins; If you haven’t seen these cars…they are coming to your neighborhood soon. Real moving ogles from Google—the next best way to make sure that every single hair on your little “muggle” head will be recorded, and then sent up to the Google Earth satellites in space, for use by anyone who cares [...]