March 12, 2008

POLITICAL SATIRE
Nobody’s Opinion: It’s certainly a good thing we have the breaking news of another hypocritical, sex crazed, corrupting New York politician scandal on TV today. By wisely resigning his governorship, Eliot Spitzer…well, let’s just say, instead of being prosecuted as he should be, will go on to work in a wonderful corporate job, where [...]

March 7, 2008

Nobody’s Opinion: One of my favorite stories of Jesus is the morning he gave his famous “sermon” on the mound speech. I love that speech. And what’s particularly special about it, is that it was free to the public.
Imagine…one of the most spectacular lectures ever given on earth, and it was free!
Jesus was a [...]

March 6, 2008

Nobody’s Flash of the day: This is going around the “e-mails.” Maybe you’ve seen it, maybe not. There is no claim to authorship on it, so because I have no idea who wrote it, I can’t tell you. Nevertheless…enjoy.
 
HOW THE WORLD OF POLITICS WORKS; DEMOCRATIC: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You [...]

February 18, 2008

Nobody’s Opinion: Boy do we. We have a bunch of space cadets walking around down here looking for a port. The port used to be the United States of America, but many of us can’t find it. Where in the nebula did it go?“Roger, Roger…come in …Houston, can you read me?”
Down here on earth, in [...]

November 4, 2007

Nobody’s Opinion: Not many people know that Paris Hilton and Hillary Clinton have a lot in common. In fact, I would have never thought of comparing the two if I had not read Paris’s book, Confessions of an Heiress. Yes, Heiress Paris’s philosophy on life is so much like Heiress Hillary’s, that it’s hard to [...]

November 2, 2007

Nobody’s Opinion: While everyone is talking about Hillary and the ever boring contest of multiple billionaires running for the office of “President of Multinational Billionaires” in order to represent all their fellow billionaires friends of the New World Multinational Corporations—everyone in the press but a brave few are ignoring the two final nails of the [...]

November 1, 2007

Nobody Flashes Anymore: If there ever was a woman who walked the earth just begging to be the poster child for MND (Who should consider putting her "Wanted" poster up for crimes against mankind) it should be Heather McCartney.
Matt Laurer could barely get in his words today on his morning show because she just [...]

October 31, 2007

Nobody’s Opinion; I don’t get it.
For the last ten years I have been wearing my favorite mask, I like to call the it the “Old Hag,” and none of the kids in the neighborhood come to my house for candy…not one.

I can’t figure it out.

And every year I buy candy, only to have [...]

October 30, 2007

Nobody Flashes Anymore: Many parents today all over America are suffering anxiety attacks, due to the new policies being implemented in all our public schools.
Because our Federal Government, does not trust the American parent to properly raise their own child, they are now giving out condoms, and birth control to eleven-year-olds. Planned Parenthood is now [...]

October 29, 2007

Nobody's Opinion; Last week, my brain was mottled in a motley mess of what many would call—ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder) misrule. When I tried to focus on one news story, I would turn the page, or just sit down, and there would be another observation in my mounting collection of ADD absurdities. In fact, they [...]