Nobody’s Opinion: It’s certainly a good thing we have the breaking news of another hypocritical, sex crazed, corrupting New York politician scandal on TV today. By wisely resigning his governorship, Eliot Spitzer…well, let’s just say, instead of being prosecuted as he should be, will go on to work in a wonderful corporate job, where he will make more money than he ever dreamed of. Dubai is waiting.

Besides, another day of Obama’s resounding victory over Hillary Clinton in yet another black state would just be too much for the old gal to bear—especially since she is claiming superiority over the black man named Obama.

Having control over what goes on the news is very important at this time.

What—they can’t control the news? Will a pig eat cooked turkey?

While standing in line yesterday at my local K-Mart, I noticed that every single tabloid had some disgusting heading on Obama…he was a gay, he was a Muslim, he was found sucking blood from a dead baby in the middle of a Satanic ritual….

Well, the dead baby sucking I made up. But hey, the point here is—where were the Hillary scandal pieces?

(At this moment in my writing, I must inform the reader that I am purposely restraining myself on the many various comparisons I could use with the two words…Hillary and “suck.” But, don’t let that stop you from having fun!)

This story came at a most convenient time for the Clintons. Wolf Blizer was quick to compare the brave “stand by your man” moment from Hillary when she stood by Bill’s “it’s not sex if it’s oral” moment with Monica Lewinsky.

And look how brave Mrs. Spitzer is, standing by her man. Actually, she looked more like his mom than his wife.

Please.

What else are women who marry into power and money going to do?

If they say anything like, “He’s a scumbag and I’m divorcing him tomorrow,” the consequences might be graver for them then any of us know.

No, they too are accustomed to the power and wealth of their husbands, something they probably could not achieve on their own.

Giving up trips to the Bahamas, maids, limos, daily trips to the spa, and in Hillary’s case, a chance at the Presidency, the White House, and a new Air Force One.

Nope.

Anyway, it’s not their humiliation.

But this morning, the actual truth came out of a prostitute who was on a talk show.

She said that all these politicians feel they are above the law. She mentioned that a mayor of Louisiana had spent over six figures on her after three years, and that the estimation of $80,000 was probably very low for Mr. Spitzer. She also believes it is the taxpayers who pay for these expensive trysts of relaxation. These men are from the “old boys club” and they usually protect each other’s back.

As she pointed out, the prostitutes go to jail, the ‘Johns’ are never touched.

Unless they are politicians who need to be gotten rid of.

So the real question here is: Who wanted Spitzer gone? Who did he offend? Who wanted the blind guy from Harlem, the place where Bill Clinton has his famous offices, as the new runner?

Who do you think?

Everyone sat for hours around their TV’s this morning waiting for the fallen governor to speak, only to watch him get into his big SUV in the middle of Manhattan, drive a few blocks and get out…to announce his resignation.

This took over two hours, enough time for him to have at least three more prostitute visits, lunch with his wife, and drinks with Bill Clinton.

Not that he did those things. (But then again, how do we know?)

No, it’s all about timing. Politicians are experts at being rude. Making everyone around them wait for hours for them to show up—hours that could be spent in much more productive ways (like working) is par for the course.

One thing this whole story makes you wonder is; just how many of our trusted politicians are making money in criminal activities for themselves, while at the same time, putting their competition out of business?

The prostitute said she had once asked her “John” mayor why the streets of New Orleans were always so full of pot-holes, and why didn’t they fix them?

His answer—they needed that money to buy drugs.

So the question here is: Why is it our country is still so full of drugs and prostitution?

Only their prostitutes know for sure.

Imagine…one of the most spectacular lectures ever given on earth, and it was free!

Jesus was a big giver. He gave his thoughts, his time, his healing abilities, his love, and his life. The poor people everywhere flocked to him like ants to a big TollHouse chocolate-chip cookie.

And why not? He was the real deal. He was not there to rip them off, but to fill their souls with truth. The truth of justice and right, and that really, all people were equal under God, even the poor goat-herder.

All he asked in return was kindness to your fellow man—and faith. If you were low on goat’s milk that day, he didn’t think you should starve just because someone in the next town was having a hard time.

Then along came the Catholic Church, which yearly grew bigger, more expensive, more and more elaborate, and filled with more riches than any previous Roman Empire.

And like many empires before them, the Catholic Church grabbed up vast lands. They refused to let their priests marry to keep the lands in the hands of the church. The Catholic Church grew humongous and became very expensive to maintain.

Well, someone had to pay for all that extravagance, and so…the poor people were made to “tithe” at least 10 percent of their income to the church.

They used Jesus’ own words to justify this tithe. “It is more blessed to give than to receive.”

The Church’s corruption grew so great, that it spawned Martin Luther, (not King) who brought religion back down to the people again.

Yes, give to the church. And if the guy next to you puts in a ten-dollar bill in that plate, and you can only afford fifty cents…shame on you.

Now the concept of “tithing” is being used once again, by our current soon-to-be President in sharing, Hillary Clinton’s better half, Bill.

Welcome to the new planned church of global government “titling” of the human race. The church is called, Clinton’s Global Initiative. It’s all in his new book, Giving.

Imagine—Hillary Clinton is running for President, talking about all the big profits she will take from the oil companies—talking about taking money from some and giving it to others, and her husband, the ex-President writes a book about “giving,” and no one in the world reads it.

Unbelievably!

Yes, Bill Clinton needs money. And he starts with suggesting that every single person on this planet should give their time, money, and talents to NGO organizations, most of whom work in coordination with Bill’s Clintons Global Initiative, so that that all the people of the world can be equal.

“If we all gave according to our ability, the positive impact would be staggering.” he says.

Yes, Bill is clever. Better to disguise this redistribution in the cloak of Jesus than Karl Marx.

Bill would prefer everyone to give at least 10 percent of our money to this global goal. Remember, this is after we pay all state, federal, and excise taxes.

Sure Bill—I’ll just grab my pennies from my change jar, and see what I can come up with.

He also thinks it would be nice if we spent our vacations helping ‘the disadvantaged.’

Wait—didn’t the bankers just help a whole bunch of ‘disadvantaged’?

In his chapter, “How Much Should You Give and Why?” he goes for the big bananas.

“If the top one percent simply give 5 percent of their income to meet the goals…” (The United Nation Millennium Goals, where poverty is completely abolished on the earth.)
He figures that would be $9.2 billion. “If the top 10 percent would give one percent of their incomes to the cause it would raise another $17.2 billion…” And he goes on and on with his calculator figuring it all out…and boy, it’s great.

In other words, Bill has been very busy gathering data on everyone’s wealth and figuring just how much he wants of it.

Then he goes for the poor. “Even if the gift is relatively small, millions of contributions from the other 90 percent, aided by the Internet, could equal or surpass the total giving by the wealthy Americans.”

Pay attention to that word: Americans.

Well, he’s doing pretty good getting the rich to deliver. After all, when government works with you on mandating new energy laws, companies have whole new markets opened up for them to exploit with the government’s help. Ban the light bulb and GE’s got a whole new product.

But getting the poor, who are getting poorer, to fork up, well, that’s a bit hard.

So, all the democratic candidates are talking about mandatory community service which started under Bill Clinton’s administration. Our high school students can’t read, but they sure can pick up trash, thanks to mandated community service required for graduation.

Bill and Hillary already have schools training thousands of new public servants to be placed around the globe, mostly “minorities” paid to work for the new church of Bill Clinton’s Global Initiative.

Excuse me. Did not Jesus kick the money bags out of his local church?

Despite what they’d like you to think, Bill Clinton is not Jesus, and Hillary is no saint, and I’ll take my chances with Jesus before I “tithe” anything to Bubba and his global inching fingers.

Go ahead Bill…take my change.

HOW THE WORLD OF POLITICS WORKS; DEMOCRATIC: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You fell guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you.

REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So?

SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow. COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour.

AMERICAN CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

AMERICAN STYLE BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the mild down the drain.

AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one. You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses. Your stock goes up. You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

FRENCH CORPORATION: You go to lunch and drink wine. Life is good.

JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains. Most are at the top of their class at cow school.

GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour. Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.

ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows but you don’t know where they are. While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman. You break for lunch. Life is good.

RUSSIAN CORPORTATION: You have two cows. You have some vodka. You count them and learn you have five cows. You have some more vodka. You count them and learn you have 42 cows. The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.

TALIBAN CORPORATION: You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two. You don’t milk them because you cannot touch any creature’s private parts. You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternative to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.

IRAQI CORPORATION: You have two cows They go into hiding. They send radio tapes of their mooing.

POLISH CORPORATION: You have two bulls. Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.

BELGIAN CORPORATION: You have one cow. The cow is schizophrenic. Sometimes the cow thinks he’s French, other times he’s Flemish. The Flemish cow won’t share with the French cow. The French cow wants control of the Flemish’s cow’s milk. The cow asks permission to be cut in half. The cow dies happy.

 FLOIRIDA CORPORATION: You have a black cow and a brown cow. Everyone votes for the best looking cow. Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the black one. Some people vote for both. Some people vote for neither. Some people can’t figure how to vote at all. Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best looking cow. CALIFORNIA CORPORATION: You have millions of cows. They make real California cheese. Only five speak English. Most are illegal’s. Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.

Nobody’s Opinion: Boy do we. We have a bunch of space cadets walking around down here looking for a port. The port used to be the United States of America, but many of us can’t find it. Where in the nebula did it go?“Roger, Roger…come in …Houston, can you read me?”

Down here on earth, in a nation that once was the leader of sanity, ingenuity, creativity and “a government of laws and not of men”, a final election is coming up, where the people are promised a “change.”

Change is not exactly the word I would choose; more like a final solution.And arriving in that “change” is Universal Health Care, where the government will decide the final solutions on your life or death. Some bureaucrat in Washington D.C. will decide whether you receive that necessary surgery in time to save your life.Vaccines will be mandated, whether good for you or not.

In that “change” there also will be demands that not only students do community service for the government, but everyone else as well—as Marx said: “Each to his abilities.”

Schools of public servants will be formed everywhere.

This “change” includes the forced and illegal merging of three continents, making one bi-lingual nation, while our very lives and national security is being ignored during the process.

It’s a “change” of state-indoctrinated babies and schools, where parents have no say over their children’s education or their upbringing. (Already in place, soon to be expanded.)

The “change” of the “green” machine of environmental governmental laws taking over property and mandating human behavior in the name of saving the plane: dictating what you can eat, where you can go, what you can drive, and the temperatures of your homes.

It’s the “change” of more insidious heavy taxation, and the government redistribution of your money to other countries.

Call it what you want—Socialism, Communism, Plutocracy, The Third Way, The New World Order, Globalization, Fascism–anyway you look at it, it looks nothing like the Republic that was started.

Remember that “Republic?”

John Adams, an important founder of this “Republic” once feared the reins of power and corruption taking over, even in his time.

John was in London after the revolution of 1776, when he received a letter from America— “Jealousy, pride, and luxury, an unbounded thirst for baneful commerce, want of attention to the internal resources of their country…with a disregard to the importance of establishing a fair national character—seems to pervade the continent,” it said.

Poor John…our Constitution was being debated, and he was not there.

Ben Franklin was going for a single-branch legislation, instead of the divisions of the three legislative bodies that John had included in the first constitution of the States which he wrote—The Massachusetts Constitution, on which our own Constitution was based.

Despairing at the news from his new country that the newly formed government was deep in faction, with hostility everywhere, he locked himself in a room for weeks, to study all the history of governments, in order to put forth his ideas on just how important it was to put a government in place to stop greedy men from assuming too much power.

John saw that true democracy led to uprising—where laws were no longer respected, force would be the only rule, and someone would take over to restore order and guarantee the scrutiny of life and property at the cost of freedom.

So, he wrote, “In Defense of the Constitution” and sent it to all his buddies…Madison, Jefferson, Monroe…all the men who had fought so hard for independence.

His paper was full of misspellings, giving no credit to authors’ quotations, sometimes rambling while gathering the lessons of history, but John was writing for the people and the expediency of the moment. He had no time to polish and refine.

“If the executive power or any considerable part of it is left in the hands of either an aristocratical or democratrical assembly, it will corrupt the legislature as necessarily as rust corrupts iron, or as arsenic poisons the human body; and when the legislature is corrupted, the people are undone.”Right you are John, undone is not the word for it. Try desperate, bewildered—feeling so hopeless that they will follow any politician with promises of utopia, or free health care.Follow them right into a black hole of tyranny.

Yes Houston, it seems, the aristocratic took over quite some time ago, and the people are undone. We’re floating around up here in the spaceship, “SOS.”

In 2008, the American people will have three left-wing candidates to choose from for President: John McCain, Barack Obama, or Hillary Clinton, whose only difference is on one point: the Iraq War. On all other matters they will continue the same agenda. An agenda so far to the left, if the country had a stroke, we would be speechless.

If John Adams were here, he would say it’s time for all the American People to organized and take over Mission Control, before his great American Republic ends up in some other galaxy—far, far away.

Houston….are you there?

Nobody’s Perfect: Michael Reagan, the son of Ronald Reagan, said last week that Republicans should all back John McCain, against all principle, because that’s what his father would do.

I love ya’ Mike, but really. We like to remember the Ronald Reagan who hated communism more than anything and fought for its defeat. John McCain policies are light-galaxies left of Gerald Ford. You could have left us our hopes that the Ronald Reagan we knew would have turned instead to John McCain and said, “John—Put up this wall.”

Nobody Knows: One amazing woman acting like a space cadet out there is Ann Coulter. How a constitutional scholar, a woman of great America spirit, proclaim she will support Hillary Clinton, a leader who would lead this country into “progressive” state of fascism, instead of admitting, like John Adams would have, that our system needs to be overhauled rather than submitted to, is beyond me.

Nobody Cares: Our President, George Bush, is touring Africa today, spreading our hard-earned tax dollars all over the African Continent, in order to build roads, electrical grids, and power stations for the African people. Meanwhile, our electrical grids rot.

Nobody Wins: when Presidential candidates give Presidential election speeches in the Caymen Islands. (Mr. Huckabee)

Nobody’s Fool: John Adams, who was nobody’s fool said, “The people therefore must have a legal, constitutional and peaceable mode of changing these rulers whenever they discover improper principles or dispositions it them.”As we see from our past decades, some of our rulers just won’t leave.I don’t know about you, but maybe it’s time a few of our more sensible leaders should organized a new “American” congress— far away from the corrupted cockpit called Washington D.C.

I’ll be the first one on board.

Forgive me for quoting the Hilton Goddess…but, if I didn’t tell you, who would?

Hillary’s got the last part down pat. She made so many mistakes doing her own thing in the first term of Bill Clinton’s Presidency that Dick Morris said they had to just shut her up…or else Bill might lose his chance at a second term. Reigning in Hillary was not easy. Only the threat of her losing her own chances for getting the Presidency kept her quiet.

Well, heiress Hillary has been wearing her invisible “I deserve to be President” crown since she and Bill first got into the White House. Hillary is the queen of “hand me your money.” How else do you explain her great war chest of political funds?

Well…no need to tell that to Hillary Clinton. Not only does she refuse to let anyone see her records of her experiences in the White House, making sure her husband closed them up in the National Archives, who knows what secrets she holds in her closet of scandals…like Vince Foster‘s suicide, Travelgate, the Whitewater debacle…yes, Hillary made shredding documents into a whole new art form. And the biggest secret of all, is that she plans to take America into a Global One World “we shall all work for humanity” government.

I like this one. It’s the reason the rich go around trying to act like they’re just “one of us.” It’s why they hide all their homes and stocks dividends…envy can be lethal.

Wow, I can hardly believe this one. That’s it. Hilary is really Paris’s mother. That explains her drug abuse.

Last time I saw Hillary on C-Span, her four bodyguards could have picked up a mobile home and carried her in it.

Really?

Matt Laurer could barely get in his words today on his morning show because she just couldn't stop talking about how everything that mean ol' Paul had done to her just had to stop…because she was getting death threats and had thoughts about suicide.

(I wonder how many death threats Paul has gotten over the years from stealing woman's hearts?)

Why, if he had just come out and admitted that the whole reason their marriage fell apart was HIS fault, not hers, she would have never asked for a dime.

All these nasty comments about her in the press…(never mind she started it all by saying nasty things about Paul first…) just have to stop. And to do this, she is going to lobby for a law to be passed in the EU stopping all the nasty comments just for her.

Before you know it, we will have her over here lobbying for the "fairness" doctrine.

Why…all her hard work for "charities" are being hurt. Thousands of people depend upon her for money!

After all, that's what she and Paul argued about the most…he just needed to give more of his money to charities…charities that she could control and get her picture taken for!

Well hey there Heather…go find Bill Clinton! He's all for people "giving"!

This lady is priming herself up for the UN. She needs to adopt some African babies and find herself another rock star….quick. Brad and Angelina shouldn't get all the UN money.

What, the UN doesn't pay them?

How do you know?

Yes people, by siding with Paul McCartney and calling her what she evidently seems to be, we are hurting the planet which she is trying to save.

Here's one nobody who hopes Paul never gives into this…psycho.

Oh-0h…I may have just killed a polar bear.

They did it with the famous “Child dies from a razor in Candy” story.

Who remembers that story? The story of some kids candy being tainted with poison? And razors. Razors, that were somehow sneaked into a Milky Way; and because the parents did not carefully examine every single piece of candy, (which is exactly what they wanted the parents to do) their kid might actually DIE! From a wicked person in the neighborhood who put the candy in, just to kill the kid.

Nobody Flashes Anymore: Many parents today all over America are suffering anxiety attacks, due to the new policies being implemented in all our public schools.

Because our Federal Government, does not trust the American parent to properly raise their own child, they are now giving out condoms, and birth control to eleven-year-olds. Planned Parenthood is now at the end of the nurses' office.

And that's not all! Parents are now being "graded" and watched by the public school system as to just how good they are at parenting, because the teachers of course have no idea why the kid can't learn.

After all, it's not their fault.

Why is this happening?

This picture may explain it all. This is a lost picture just found of Hillary Clinton when she was a young girl. This fateful day, Hillary's parents obviously did not do a good job teaching little Hillary that this kind of stunt would end up in a major head trauma.

Despite the head injury, as we all know, she did survive.

But, she learned that important lesson that day…which she can't remember …oh yeah…that you cannot trust your parents, and so to prevent this kind of trajedy from happening to anyone else in our country, she is going to make sure that parent monitoring programs are going to be set up all over the United States in all public schools.

What—you thought the camera's were just for speeding tickets? They are to make sure the children have complete freedom and protection from YOU!

Fortunately, Hillary was not pregnant when this picture was taken. Planned Parenthood was not in her public school yet.

Hillary never rode a bike again.

But George W. Bush rides his all the time…which should tell you something.

Okay, I’ll get off the m’s.

So, here in much the same order that my ADD ears heard them are some absurdities that even you, dear reader, might not have thought about.

After you read them, you might agree like me that actually, maybe most of the world should be on drugs after all.

And speaking of drugs, Arnold Schwarzenegger has declared that marijuana is not a drug because he used to smoke it and he should know.

Unfortunately, he did not say what it is. Therefore, the patents are pending.

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It’s one thing to have to press one or two for English, but when I went to my local Home Depot the other day, I was shocked to see that all the great, big aisle signs are now in English AND Spanish, so that the Spanish people would not get lost in the plumbing aisle. Never mind that this store is surrounded by a city population of seventy-percent black people, half of whom do not speak proper English, let alone Spanish. So, where’s the bus?

In the meantime, a governor of New York has decided that illegal aliens should have the right to a driver’s license. The governor evidently wants to give them the opportunity to drive legally to Boston next year and root for the Red Sox, where they can feel right at home, turning over cars.
(By the way, congradulations Red Sox Fans!)

Well, not much was said when George W. Bush decided to let all the truck drivers in from Mexico.

I say, who cares if they have a drivers license? If our government doesn’t care if they are here at all…and the cops are not allowed to ask them if they are citizens, what’s the point?

Today it’s some kind of “celebrate” death day for the Spanish, so all us Americans at home had to listen to our local morning shows trying to say cute little things in Spanish and praise the “culture” of Mexicans celebrating dead love ones.

Okay—lets all bake a cake, pig out, and watch that societal propaganda film known as Happy Feet, where the Black penguins get along with the Spanish penguins, and go to the White Scientists and convince them to save all penguins from starving by not fishing in any oceans.

And they do this by tap dancing.

All you have to do is tap dance, get along…and the government will feed you home-grown fish from China. Sounds easy.

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Halloween is coming, and once again this year we have the “slasher” films all over the cable. The holiday was coming along fine, until there was a big promotion for the news on the History channel that a “lost book of Nostradamus” has been found! Oh my—and it says we’re all going to die!

Nostradamus also predicated that the New Madrid Fault is going to have an earthquake! At this very moment they are planting strategic TNT at the right points in the fault to help Nostradamus and the history channel out.

Anything for the truth. Let’s face it, the History channel is on a mission.

Who would have thought, after all these years, that old Nostradamus found out that he finally could just draw pictures to foretell the future, instead of writing all his usual nebulous quatrains? Took him long enough to figure that out.

The history channel, reported this as “fact.”

Has anyone else noticed but me, that it seems we are being bombarded with maybe just a few too many “Superstitions” programs…almost like some Hollywood producers want to take us all back to the dark ages with Ipods? They want our kids to look like warmed over ghouls who think of typing casting spells, instead of learning math?

And why in the world did J.K. Rowlings have to announce that Dumbledore was gay? Shouldn’t she have left that up to the fellow himself? What about all those office visits Harry Potter had alone with Dumbledore? Will that be her next book?

The Scandals at Hogwarts! Harry and Dumbledore confess!

On the TV sitcom “Supernatural” last week, an evil (very sexy blond) Demon Witch was standing inside a pentagram waiting to be sent to hell, and then out of the clear blue sky she shouted that “Dick Cheney” was going to be go to hell with her! If she hadn’t have been so serious about it, it might even have been funny.

In fact, I think Dick's wife better go along.

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And while some woman was doing a well rehearsed advertisment for the Clintons on Sunday while talking to Tim Russert about the magical and mystical quality the Clintons have, how they really are one …there was reported a “just in time” for Halloween moment from Bill Clinton. Some student stood up in a lecture he was giving and said basically that 9/11 was an inside job, whereas Bill Clinton stood up and said “How Dare You!”

This is pretty much an admission that Bill Clinton was one of the main causes of 9/11, because that answer was as good as an admission of guilt. In fact, maybe since Bin Laden and he both went to Oxford—they could have had one of Clintons famous coffee breaks chats.

Let’s check Nostradamus's new pictures.

Remember he gave another famous “how dare you” answer when someone accused him of having an affair with Monica Lewinsky?

How dare we ask? “I did not have sex…”

No, Bill is covering his butt for Hillary’s election, and any future attacks, which Nostradamus predicts will happen right before the election if it looks like Hillary is not going to win the Presidency.

Nostradamus says there will be no time for a recount. He sees a woman saving the world…Nostradamus also says that Vincente Fox, that ex-CEO of Coca Cola, has already got plans to be the President of the new North American Republic. The White House will be redone to reflex the new Spanish Culture, and the only place that English will be spoken in 2012, the date predicted for the world to end, is in Oxford.

Personally, I think Nostradamus may have suffered from ADD.

Someone needs to send him to his local grocery store, where he can now get free drugs.

So, when is Hillary going to promise free sex? And by the way, did you know that 56 days is the usual amount of time you have to wait before having sex after prostate surgery?

Hey, that's ADD!

"Hey, I think I see him!"

Some of us will miss that famous sense of humor of his.

Nobody's Perfect: Rudy Giuliani, who has always claimed to be a die-hard Yankee fan, is getting a lot of heat for coming out in support of the Boston Red-Sox to win in the World Series today. This statement has not gone over well in New York.

It was also reported that at one time, all the Mafia heads got together and tried to plan an assassination on Rudy, but it was stopped by one man. Whether this man was a Yankee fan, the FBI did not report—but Rudy did not forget to wear blue stripes as he made his annoucement
just in case.

Nobody Knows: If you are a lonely lady looking for a man, you need go no further than your local TravelLodge. The incidences of naked men walking around the hotels at night have significantly risen. (over 400 last year) Why this is happening, no one knows. They are saying it's probably due the stress of not being able to tap their feet in stalls anymore.

Nobody Cares: Even though only one in five women out of the whole US each year finishes the training to become an astronaut, and they comprise only 20% of the astronaut corps, for the first time in US history, there is a woman astronaut commanding the space shuttle, and a woman commanding the International Space station.

Hillary Clinton said she always wanted to be an astronaut. Bill Clinton pulled strings to get John Glenn up, even though he was too old to officially go…so I'm sure Hillary used her clout as "most powerful woman in the United States next to Oprah" to manage this stunt, in order to promote the idea of "First woman President."

Frankly, I think we should grant her this wish, and none too soon, before it's too late. Let's put her on the next shuttle so she can be the first woman to Mars.

Nobody Wins; According to a recent survey, Americans are not getting enough sleep because we are all sitting up late at night worrying about our money and mortgage problems. That's why, on the same day, Charles Rangel (D-NY) has come out and suggested to raise taxes on the rich, so Americans can sleep again.

Nice to know the medical community and the Federal Government are getting their "messages" coordinated, isn't it?

Nobody's Fool: "I like to know what I'm doing" —Mae West said, explaining the mirror over her bed.

It might have worked for her, but it would probably scare me to death. Give me those binoculars.

The headlines today said, “Biggest Evacuation in American History”. Over one million people, grabbing their horses, doggies, kids, spouses, pictures, and pup tents, are scrambling out of the way of the biggest fire ever set in southern California.

If you listen to the news, it’s not all that bad—really. Katrina was much worse.

Arnold Schwarzenegger the governor of California, and his wife Maria Shriver, did their best to ease the pain by asking for the thing all the politicians ask for after every disaster—send money.

Well, we all know what happened in Katrina when we sent money. It went somewhere…really. It was last seen heading for South America, via New Orleans.

Maybe it’s in representative Jefferson’s (D) fridge.

Charles E. Allen, the Chief of Intelligence at Homeland Security, warned us again today against an attack from bin-Laden and his boys, while at the same time it is reported that over 800 National Guards were taken off the border and sent to help fire victims.

Right. Smart. Start a fire, create a diversion, and get those nukes across without any trouble.

And if anyone dare suggest that pretty obvious scenario, you will be called a conspiracy nutcase, while Harry Reid, (D) suggested that global warming is responsible for the fires.

No one called him a conspiracy nut.

What does he do again? Someone remind me. Guess he didn’t know that bin Laden is an Oxford educated engineer.

Not too long ago, everyone would be talking about what caused these fires, and who started them. Since it seems obvious to most everyone, that you can fool one person into believing that they were started by lighting, two people—that maybe a squirrel tripped over an electrical outlet after being kicked out of Goldie Hawn’s house, three or four people—that the Santa Ana Winds are being created by George Bush with a huge fan blower out in the ocean—but you can’t fool all of the people of California…not this time.

I imagine this time an awful lot of “environmental” guru’s who have lost their homes and their Porsches will maybe get some guts and say, “To hell with the extinct rats.”

Still—no one is asking the most important question of all…is this a terrorist act? Is this arson? Did you get those criminals on your cameras? We are into the third day.

San Diego had a “normal” fire in 2003, someone said. What they don’t say is that fires of this magnitude were never “normal” before. They stated happening during Bill Clinton’s Presidency.

That’s when the earth titled.

The last year Clinton was in office, half of the United States was up in flames. Remember the terrible fires at Los Alamos? Did anyone see Sandy Berger walking around with stuffed underwear? They didn’t make a big deal out of it then, either.

And when Katrina hit, there was a record thirteen hurricanes that year, as if someone was driving hurricane golf balls and just trying to get it in the hole. How strange—to hear reported this week that the technology to actually “guide’ hurricanes is now developed.

Jamie Lee Curtis, surprisingly, spoke for side of reason. If you keep putting millions of people on land that is just a tinder box in the first place, you are not only going to end up with a lot of charred houses, sooner or later the Colorado River is going to have to be refilled with water.

Soon the chant will be, “We have a right to work and drink!”

Illegal aliens are going to be drinking water that isn’t even there yet. What—they do that now?

Well, there is a new device that turns urine into drinking water. The Mexicans can just line up on the river bed and pee.

The rivers in Mexico are all peed out.

Maybe it wasn’t a terrorist that started the fires—maybe it was just a poor Mexican forgetting to pee on his fire, after cooking breakfast.

Meantime, China is going to the moon, Congress is trying to pass another amnesty bill, and they are still trying to pass the Sea Treaty.

Hey, I think I’ll go back to bed, and get up on the wrong side tomorrow.

Nobody’s Perfect: Fox news sent Geraldo to the scene.

Nobody Knows: When the fires will become boring news.

Nobody Cares: The cost of this whole thing will go, as always, on the rest of us nobodies watching. Soon we will have Hillary Care fire insurance.
Also, why am I the only one upset about the cooked birds, squirrels and bunnies? I guess you have to be a polar bear to get noticed.

Nobody's Flashes: Okay…the one question that is on every man or women that still has any sort of intelligence is: Who is starting these fires?

Let's face it, the Santa Ana winds have been around for quite some time now, and as we watch most of southern California go up in flames…the news reporters, do not dare ask or point out the obvious fact that someone is starting these fire. No ones says a word.

That fact alone shows that we are now quite the brainwashed nation. Never question, never suspect, never challenge…just go on about your life and give unto Caesar.

Someone obviously wants Rome to burn. From al Queda, to Mexico, to the communists, to many of those in the top of our own governement…take your number and stand in line. It's anyone's guess.

All our hearts go out to the people who are losing their homes and memories. The most the rest of us can do for them is pray.

Now, walk into any room and yell the word “fire!” You might get the same reaction. People will search around for smoke, maybe shrug their shoulders, but if they don’t actually see the flames, they will continue to act bothered by the whole thing.

“You mean we gotta leave the room?” you will hear. Some of them might even take twenty minutes to finish their latte before moving.

But link any politician running for office to a sex scandal, and everyone goes berserk. Endless days of “ominous” sounding headlines will fill the news for months. And it a sure fire way to get people to pay attention to the wrong thing.

For instance…say “Monica Lewinsky” instead of “U.S. Nuclear Secrets go to China” and you guessed it, the public is all concerned about Bill Clinton getting “sex” in the Oval office, which actually, even though it was pretty sleazy, didn’t hurt anyone, physically.

(Until later, when millions of young teenagers around the world started thinking oral sex was really “cool.”)

In fact, I would say the Monica Lewinsky Scandal saved Bill Clinton from having to answer questions about something that he should have been tried, and hung for: taking the decisions about our nuclear and weapons technology transfers away from Congress, and putting it in the hands of the Commerce Department, so that Boeing and Loral could go ahead and stock the Chinese military with all the little goodies they wanted; all the very latest in our nuclear missile technology along with the computers to work them.

Technology which China has now given according to many, to Iran.

Clinton did not get impeached for “sex.” He should have been impeached for high treason.

And this is also how, by the way, our great North American Merger of three continents are being put into place…out of the hands of Congress, and into the hands of the Commerce Department, where the people have no say in the matter.

And while this is going on, the subject of “sex” is a good thing to keep people preoccupied with. That, or “Will Brittany get her kids back?”

Tell me, do you care?

This is nothing new. Thomas Jefferson was plagued for years with scandalous headlines about his affair and subsequent children with his slave, Sally Hemings.

Alexander Hamilton had his affair with Maria Reynolds, which pretty much did him in.

Recently, many think the Mark Foley “dancing with page boys scandal” gave the Congress over to the Democrats, who have had their share of scandals in history too.

As Hillary will tell you, “Timing is everything.”

Long ago, during Bill Clinton’s Reign, the speakers of the Houses were dropping like ripe acorns off the tree of adultery: Bob Livingston and Newt Gingrich being the most famous.

Personally, I’ve always wondered what crime Dick Morris committed to get the “toe sucking” headlines with the prostitute…that’s one of my favorites. Toes are sensitive things and in my estimation, should get more headlines, not less.

So, what “sex scandals” are they going to come up with in this most important of elections in our time?

Charles Rangel (D-NY) said about Rudy Guilianni last week;

“Sons respect and admire their father, but they love their mother against cheating goddamn husbands.”

Could this mean that Chelsea Clinton hates her dad?

No, Rangel was referring to Rudy’s son, who is still mad at dad for leaving mom, probably over the embarrassment of her involvement with the “Vagina Monologues,” and now it seems Rudy is very faithfully married to a woman who will be made out to be the next Lucretia McEvil (Vanity Fair did a pretty scathing report in September) while the real Lucretia, a woman who’s husband has probably had sex with every available woman in Arkansas, D.C., and Thailand, could care less as long as she can use his popularity to get elected President.

What scares me is not Rudy’s third happy marriage, but the fact that the Clintons are married only on paper, and pretend they're married for political gain, and that’s not mentioned anywhere.

Politicians play to win, and the word “sex” is the best Orwellian Bell that can be rung in the ears of the proletariat to gain points for the other side.

Did I just hear someone yell, “Help!”?

He just can’t help himself—which is why so many people like him.

Unlike our hypocritical polished politicians, Michael Savage tells you his opinions and does not apologize for them. It’s no wonder he did not last long on TV.

Savage has found the perfect name for himself. But to many people, that’s his charm. And it’s a very American charm that most of us long to know still exists in this day and age of “reforming” us all into European style little baaaing tolerant sheep.

Michael is very upset about what’s going on in our country. He has real passion. Like most talk show hosts, you may not always agree with what he says, but you cannot deny, I repeat…you CANNOT deny… that Michael Savage loves America, and is sick about it disappearing.

And because of that, I will defend him. I wish to God we had more men like him.

That’s why he has such a big following. He is not afraid to say what’s in his heart…and if it sounds harsh, then so be it.

It seems this recent fight started because the rulers of San Francisco want the taxpayers to pay for the green cards and path to citizenships of illegal immigrants. These illegal immigrants therefore said they would go on a hunger strike to get hardworking Americans to pay their way, while they also take away American jobs.

To this Michael Savage says, “Let them fast until they starve to death.”

Hey, if my neighbor said that he was going to go on a hunger strike unless I paid for all his food, and his car, and his house bills, offering nothing in return but contempt, I would say, “Good for you, no cheating—give me that Twinkie.”

What’s wrong with us? Survival is now not an option?

The point is, we should, as Americans, when getting ripped off, be allowed to say anything. We need more free speech, not less.

People with any sense know that Michael Savage is not a racist. He is a man sticking up for the principle that communism should not be allowed in America and we should fight it. We should also fight for our country.

And he does every night…with his own style.

Those of us nobodies following the news know, with the most important election ever coming up, in which Hillary is to be crowned queen of the world, the talk show hosts are starting to be attacked. Rush has been feeling the heat for quite a while. The liberals would love to get him fired.

They need to get the real Americans silenced, and they know it. The old America needs to die for them to succeed.

But there’s a good tale to tell here! A real American has stepped up to defend the lst amendment.

And for heavens’ sake! He is a very liberal civil rights lawyer named Daniel A. Horowitz. Daniel is going to defend Michael and his right to say whatever he wants!

Now, that’s good news.

I heard him on Savage tonight, and it was good to hear a liberal who was an American, and wanted America to survive. Are there any more out there?

You take same miracles when you can. Sometimes they can add up.

I listen to Savage almost every night. Sure, sometimes he is full of it. But so are almost every other person you hear on the radio, or TV— nobody’s perfect. Not them, not you, not I, and certainly not the San Francisco elites that want him silenced.

Savage loves San Francisco dearly, and he is watching the city decay right before his eyes, and it makes him mad.

We all are witnessing the invasion and downfall of our cities.

What? Are we suppose to sit by and take it, because we will be considered racists if we don’t? Because our New World Order leaders want it?

Well, George Orwell predicted this would happen.

Sure, he should not have gone off on that guy on TV…but the man baited him, and he fell for it. We were all going, while shaking our heads, “Oh Michael…you and your temper.”

Everyone knows Michael Savage does not think that homosexual behavior is the norm. But so what? The fact is; it isn’t normal behavior.

Are we not allowed to speak our prejudices as well?

Prejudices, like car accidents, will always exist. It’s human nature. It’s in every culture. Some scientists will tell you we have a genetic proclivity towards it. We evolved that way, they say.

It’s all how you deal with them. You make laws, you enforce the laws.

But speaking your mind, and that includes your prejudices…should not be silenced.

Hate speech should be protected by the first amendment.

After all, politicians practice hate speech all the time.

Gerardo Sandoval, a city supervisor who called Savage a “Hitler, Stalin, and Chavez.” (Which is hate speech, in some circles) is actually closer to those men than Michael Savage because he is trying to silence Michael’s right to speak.

Michael can only stand up to our American rights for so long. More of us should start fighting this madness, or we will be afraid to say…

“You want my country? Forget it, go jump off a cliff…it’s mine.”

Some of us might even go further and say, (Especially if from N.Y.)

“If you don’t like it what I said, go %&$* yourself.”

Move over Michael.

Nobody’s Opinion: Yesterday, while taking a walk through a local mall, I noticed something that was quite disturbing, in a déjà vu sort of way.

Che Guevara’s tee-shirts seemed to be in way too many store windows for my patriotic liking, along with Al Pacino’s Scar face character… “Say hello to my little friend.”

These images seemed to be everywhere, on tee-shirts and posters, along with the newly popular “bong” pipes.

Well, sure, Al’s character, Scarface, was just a movie fantasy, but, based I’m sure on the real thing.

The black and Hispanic gangs love these tee-shirts…and with the help of corporate America, they will continue to get them, especially in these upcoming elections.

There is an “establishment” to be sweep clean, and why not bring out Che’s image once again to help out?

Frankly, I had enough of this stuff during the sixties.

We have a Cuban drug lord, and the Butcher of La Cabana being idolized by too many American youth. Young kids who have NO idea exactly what horrible monsters they are trying to identify with in order to rebel against mom and dad and the establishment with.

Why, they have I-Pods, and cell phones, and the tee-shirts are cool. Murder and execution has never touched their innocent lives.

Like their parents before them…our screwed up educational system has left the abominations of communism completely out of the textbooks.

And what’s even scarier, mom and dad the baby boomers, used exactly the same ugly Marxist Che Guevara face on their Tee-shirts and joints. His image was all over their rolling dope “papers.”

America is not “cool.”

Most people don’t know much about Che Guevara. They might know that he was a revolutionary…that’s about it. In fact, he’s dead so they think, what’s the danger there?
It’s cool to be a rebel.

The “left” use Che’s image whenever they want to start a revolution against the “establishment.” The democrats…love him.

Che wasn’t some poor, hungry creep from a poverty background, as most people think. He actually came from a wealthy aristocratic “leftist” family. He was a Marxist. He was Castro’s supreme executioner.

He also made lots of trips all over the world…Paris, China, Egypt, the Congo, Ireland, Prague, North Korea, and Vietnam, working to spread the terror of communism.

He did not just stay in South America.

And chess was his favorite game.

When he came to America in 1964, he met with Malcolm X, and had dinner with…pay attention…the Rockefellers.

The very same Rockefellers that had a very early meeting with a young Bill Clinton, before he was governor.

The Rockefellers are Marxists. They believe in redistribution of wealth. (Just not theirs)
And as far as history presents itself, Bill and Hillary Clinton have had the Rockefellers backing since the very beginnings of their career.

Remember the huge gatherings of the millions of Mexicans on May Day, not too long ago? Well, you can bet that the Marxists/communists helped gather this crowd together.

If you could follow the money that backs the immigration movement, you might be shocked to learn where it is from.

Che would have been proud of this May Day crowd, many of whom were wearing his tee-shirt. Because Che believed in “no borders” He is the South American hero.

The Rockefellers also believe in “no borders.”

And it’s sad to say, most of Congress including the last two Presidents, now believe in “no borders.”

Clinton’s roommate in college, Strobe Tolbert, believed in a no borders world. (Probably coming up with this while smoking joints with Bill rolled with Che’s picture.)

Che believed in violence. He was also crazy.

“It’s a sad thing not to have friends, but it’s even sadder not to have enemies.” he said.

Che also said, “If Christ himself stood in my way, I, like Nietzsche would not hesitate to squish him like a worm.”

The CIA did just that, squished him like a worm, thank goodness.

Anybody that went to college during the 1960’s knows that Nietzsche was the campus god. His book of arguments against Christ alone was the bible for the left’s movement in America. That’s when the leftist got into full swing in the Universities.

Now, consider.

Cindy Sheehan has just decided to run against Nancy Pelosi’s job. She just announced not too long ago that she wanted out of the limelight, so why is she back in it? And who does she admire most in the world? And who did she go spend time with?

Hugo Chavez.

And who does Hugo Chavez admire most in the world? Che Guevara. Could he be financing Cindy’s run?

Just last week Sean Penn was down there buddying up with Hugo. I would not doubt that someday Hugo will run Sean as President of the United States.

While we are mostly worried about another attack against us by Al-Qaeda, and the Islamic movement…we should not forget the chess like moves of our ememies. Hugo Chavez and Castro are teaming up with the Iranians as much as possible. Just like Castro teamed up with Russia in the past.

Maybe they do not seem like much of anything…these Che Guevara tee-shirts. I do remember my own parents going nuts over the way the teenagers were embracing “Che” and communists.

Maybe someone should print up some tee-shirts saying, “Che Guevara is dead, get over it.


Nobody's Opinion: Okay. What's with all the boat trips to Kennebunkport?

And why don't they take this man's license away? As you can see here:

George Senior is just a little too boat happy. And it seems his son takes after him.

But heck, I guess if your an x-President and want to ram a boat into a dock, who's there to stop you?

The Bush family it seems, just love to have secret meetings on their boat. They like to get the world's most powerful leaders on their little boats and off they speed into the middle of the ocean, where they can…who knows? Talk in private? Get away from the whole platoons of secret service? Tell dirty jokes? Complain about their voters? Decide what to do about the "aliens."

You know, the ones with the space ships that everyone sees everywhere?

George Jr., it seems takes after his dad when it comes to steering. When he was with Putin, he got stuck on some rocks. Divers had to come in and get the boat "unstuck."

Yesterday, he took Nicholas Sarkozy out.

I do not find this strange, being as its seems to be their favorite place right now.

What I do find strange is: When was the last time a French President wanted to spend his whole vacation in Walfelsero, New Hamphire? Has the New World Order meeting place been moved?

I don't know about you, but I think there is more to this than meets the nobody's eye.

If you judge the way they rule, by the way they drive speed boats, it's no wonder America is in so much trouble.

But hey, nobody's perfect, right?


Nobody’s Opinion: Okay, I’m in a funk right now. Politics has got me crazy. I’m starting to walk around in a daze, tripping over old dog bones, wondering when the actual question of, “How many angels can fit on the end of a pin?” will get around to being discussed under EG’s columns, or the Democrat's debates.

John Edwards would claim at least fifty angels might fit…but if one fell off, he would sue. And since angels are hard to treat and not represented in our medical system, he would personally represent them for a major settlement, even if he does go to hell for doing it, where he would be in heaven.

See what I mean?

I’ve been reading in five books a day, and ten magazines, only to then discuss the finer points of chasing a rabbit to my dog, who still has no clue.

The book from my local library, which I got because of the title, “SCREWED—THE UNDECLARED WAR Against the Middle Class,” by Thom Hartmann— much to my total surprise turned out to be a propaganda book admiring FDR…who according to Thom, made the middle class with all his great social programs….AND also claimed that Ronald Reagan, unlike all you moronic conservatives think—Reagan is the man who destroyed the middle class because he got rid of the taxes on the rich.

The money did not trickle down, like it was supposed to: into all the welfare mothers, the illegal aliens, and Bill Clinton’s pants. Nope. The rich guys kept it.

Well, I agree. Somebody got it.

What’s even worse, is that while I’m looking for the mate to my other tennis shoe, I was thinking that sometimes the guy had a point, until I read:

“When you cut all those social programs, you lose the middle class and in its place create a very small, very wealthy elite and a large underclass of starvation wage workers. You lose democracy and instead create corporatocracy. You change the rules of the game; We the People lose, and the feudal lords win.”

Social programs=middle class. Gee. What did I miss? Where were my food stamps?

Huh? Did you feel that earthquake? What’s wrong with this sentence?

I find my other shoe, of course; the soul has been chewed out.

Good thing I remember living through President Ronald Reagan’s time. Even though the taxes seemed high, so was my paycheck. And that paycheck bought a lot.

After he left office…all the paychecks went down. It's been reported, but not too loudly.

They say salaries are “flat” in the papers to make you think it’s not worse than you think. They don’t mention the word…gone.

Yeah, the title of the book was very deceiving, like a politician who will say whatever it takes to get into office then Bam!

“Hello! Who are you?”

It’s like you thought you were getting real leather boots, only to find out you were duped into “Made in China,” dog food—poison reports at ten.

I’ve been going down to the pool the last few days to do laps, hoping to swim away not only the heat, but my own melting, mushy, forlorn thoughts.

Men go play golf. Women—well, I’m not exactly a, “Let’s get together girls and talk about our kids, and whose kid is better, kind of gal.” So that’s out.

I’ve been floating around the moat like a log with a rotten attitude, running into big, fat, white mothers with black babies. There are lots of them here. And yes, the babies are cute. But, it’s still sad, to me…why?

Yesterday, among all the two hundred people at the pool, I am the only one in the lap section, and I am the only one that some two-year-old decided to throw up on as I was trying not to run into him. The lifeguard just watched. She was two feet away.

Did I mention the lap section is only for adults?

They emptied the whole pool. The stomach flu is going around.

See?

I’ve been seeing Hillary’s chubby cheeks in little kid’s faces. I’ve been dreaming of steak, and designing space crafts, and wondering should the earth end in water, fire, nuclear explosion, or repeated programs of Chris Matthews?

I look down the street at sunset and go “huh?” When did the sun move?

You hear that the stocks fell, the housing market collapsed, Brittany Spears is a drug addict, pity her children, we will be attacked, and we Americans are the cause of everything bad that has ever happened since the beginning of man. America was to blame for the downfall of Adam and Eve. Just ask Jimmy Carter. He was there.

I saw a picture of George Bush in the Globe the other day, with a Life-Vest defibrillator under his T-shirt. He has gone to Ohio over 48 times, some say to visit the excellent heart clinic there. This means he is actually worse off than Cheney.

That explains all the bike rides. That also tells you that just the fact that CNN has not touch this subject…maybe the moon has moved.

America is getting totally degraded, smacked, kicked, twisted, berated…and that’s not from the Muslims, that’s from our own leaders.

I know…get a life. Get a job. Be a waitress, or better yet…maybe a CIA agent. (ha!)

All in good time. I have to find my purse. I think I left it in another state.

I just thought I should apologize to my readers. This will not last long.

It’s just a funk…and to prove it, I have wonderful news.

I am here to report that a real movie for men against bossy women has been made. It's worth seeing just for the scene where you witness a man punch a big $&^% nazi woman in the face and flattens her, and the whole audience cheers.

It’s called “The Wicker Man” with Sean Penn…no just kidding. I wish it was Sean Penn…because of the ending.

It stars the same guy who was in National Treasure and Face-Off…Nicolas Cage.

Go see it…because, misery loves company.

Just kidding again! Its right down MND’s alley. Nicolas does some really marvelous things, in the movie, trust me…you’ll like it.

But, I won’t tell you the ending, it might put you in a funk, and one person there is enough.

Now, where is my defibrillator?


Nobody Knows; The cell phone is becoming such a part of our culture, that young men, especially the evocative ones who work at various Star Bucks, have thought up the answer to the ever growing problem of not losing their cell phone.

Just carry it in your earlobe. Sexy.

Of course, answering the phone is another problem altogether. That's why they always keep a spare one in their back pocket.

This effeminate male is not only not only being reprocessed progressively into a liberal who will vote for Hillary Clinton in 2008…he is also putting mass waves of radiation in just the right spot…in order for the commands to register in the correct volume.

Of course, most of these men are just searching for a female…or
Is this a female searching for a male?

NO matter. Apple will be coming up with a tinier phone soon to put into your nostrils.

Somebody on Youtube should call him, and video it…after all, I want to see what he or she says.

Statistically speaking, anyone who would do such an idiotic thing probably does not talk, or even know how this happened, but I'd sure like to hear it.

If you know this person, please call and express my condolances.