2007-08-08

Nobody’s Opinion: Ahhh…I got you on sex, didn’t I?
It was such a hot day today…over 100 degrees. After all, it is August. I loved it.
I was thinking about a day when I was nineteen. (pre-Al Gore years) I laid out in the sun one afternoon while on vacation in San Bernardina, California. The temperature [...]

2007-08-07

Nobody's Opinion….No matter what you think of the market, if you missed this, you should catch it here…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWksEJQEYVU
If you have not seen this meltdown of Cramer, it's a moment to remember.
Most of the time, I'm happy to be a nobody, the market is a headache for the rich.
But, this man, has been breathing this stuff [...]

Nobody's Opinion….No matter what you think of the market, if you missed this, you should catch it here…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWksEJQEYVU
If you have not seen this meltdown of Cramer, it's a moment to remember.
Most of the time, I'm happy to be a nobody, the market is a headache for the rich.
But, this man, has been breathing this stuff [...]

2007-08-06

Nobody’s Opinion; All things being relative, so is your paycheck.
The New York Times just did a report on how truly miserable and poor the millionaires in Silicon Valley are feeling right now. They are working 70 to 80 hour weeks just like the baby boomers in Middle America, and they don’t have much more to [...]

2007-08-05

Nobody Wins: Warning: This is a “humor” piece. Read on at your own risk, do not let your emotional feminine side take over.
Nobody’s Perfect: Oh-oh…I felt a “will” welling up inside me. The “I” is coming on pretty strong too…you know what this means? This means that I can no longer speak in simple, [...]

2007-08-04

Nobody Knows: The New York Post gives it four stars…
The woman is the brains…
The men are the boobs…
The Business is making sure all men know that women are smarter…because as seen from the picture, all these guys are losers because someone stole their clothes.
And this was AFTER sex, most likely done alone.
I don't know [...]

2007-08-03

Picture: Bridge Over Shanghai

Nobody’s Opinion: No matter what you think of our big, overstuffed, corrupted, bloated, bag of narcissistic rooster preening politicians, you’ve got to admit one thing: They never pass up an opportunity when a national tragedy strikes, to suck more money out of the American people.

Whether it’s a major new joke of [...]

2007-08-01

Nobody’s Opinion: Tell me—did you ever get the urge to go to South America, spend endless days in the jungle waiting hidden in dirt up to your head, patiently to catch a hawk, and then fly home after you’ve finally caught it, only to spend countless hours training that hawk how to catch prey, [...]

2007-07-31

Nobody Flashes Anymore: Today, Arnold Swarchenegger, who is now the governor of California said that what he wanted most for his 60th birthday, was for America to have a better image in the world.
Coming from a man that spent most of his adult life on steroids, pumping iron, shooting up just about everything that [...]

2007-07-30

Nobody Wins; If you haven’t seen these cars…they are coming to your neighborhood soon. Real moving ogles from Google—the next best way to make sure that every single hair on your little “muggle” head will be recorded, and then sent up to the Google Earth satellites in space, for use by anyone who cares [...]

2007-07-29

Nobody's Flashes; Hillary Clinton has announced that if elected President, the very first thing she will do is start up schools all over the United States just to train future "public servants."
If you want Marxists, you have to start them young. Just ask the Arabs.
These young public servants will be taught how to confiscate [...]

2007-07-28

Nobody’s Opinion: As I was looking at the “Africa” issue of Vanity Fair yesterday, with all its 185 covers, I was thinking—what is it about Africa? I just can’t seem to get excited about it. But it’s clear, they want us to.
Who are they? Why every famous multi-multi-millionaires billionaires all over the world. You name [...]

2007-07-27

Nobody's Perfect: Having studied the latest data on just how often the shuttle falls apart upon re-entry, and also the fact that due to Al Gore's environmental concerns, fuel will no longer be allowed to be used on future shuttle trips, but sea water will be substituted instead in order to save the ozone— [...]

2007-07-26

The Perfect Car For Your 50th Birthday!
Nobody's Opinion :
I cannot believe I’ve finally made it to 50 Nobody’s Absurdities. For this you have the masterful Doug Powers to blame, who once commented that he like absurdities.
He was not specific, so don’t be too hard on him.
Anyway, the number 50 has a lot of meaning.
It’s [...]

2007-07-24

Nobody Flashes: There was a time, when my life was very busy…when life was good and Reagan was President, and I first heard the name "Phyllis Schlafly."
She, according to all media outlets, was trying to destroy the whole woman's movement.
She, was the devil incarnate.
Well, who was I to argue? I didn't know a damn [...]

Nobody’s Opinion: Yes, the You/tube, first historical Presidentcial debate happened last night.
Presented as a blatant Democratic advertisement for U.N. peacekeepers, slave reparations, gay marriage, get out of Iraq, up the minimum wage, invent environmental jobs to save the planet, sue big corporations, get rid of testing the schools and teachers, give welfare to support all [...]

2007-07-22

Nobody’s Opinion: If you are a conservative, and have trouble finding television series to watch at night…one written well, with good acting, timing, clever stories…and no nude scenes thrown in when you least expect it…I’m sorry to tell you, there is more bad news.
The elections have got the big boys that own the stations [...]

Picture: Alex Nobody’s Opinion: After our daily dousing of uninterrupted bad news about everything from fires and floods, to the idiotic bickering of our politicians, to the insane meanderings of Al Gore, to the enormous greed of our elites, to the “be sure to watch for” the upcoming attack of at least five of our [...]

2007-07-19

Nobody’s Perfect: It seems making it to the big leagues as a professional football player is not enough for this man. Michail Vick of the Atlanta Falcons has been accused of running quite a lucrative business on his property in Virginia, staging pit bull fights.
Torturing pit bulls, according to most liberals, is not considered [...]

2007-07-18

Nobody Cares: This about sums it up.
It is now 1.36 a.m. and Senator Olympia Snowe, a Republican from Maine is reading about 400 pages of gobblegook on Iraq and why we should not be over there. She is so boring; I’m debating if her necklace was bought in the Bahamas, Dubai, or Miami Beach.
I’m wondering [...]