I Missed the Carnival! I was out of town Friday and the weekend so I couldn’t tell you all to visit the 4th Carnival Of Comedy. Bernard’s interview with Yakov below reminded me of how funny I’m not. But my satire of the Runaway Bride...
Gratuitously Salacious Post About Jennifer Wilbanks. Wow, did you hear the latest on the runaway bride? Turns out she was going to New Mexico to visit an ex boyfriend to get some action before her wedding. Todd Kendrick, a CPA, said, “she liked sex,†and added, “It wasn’t serious. It was what it was,â€ÂÂ...
My “How Much I Care About the Michael Jackson Trial†Post. .
The Carnival of Comedy is Up! I called it “Carnival of the Comedies†last week, which means only one thing; they changed the name on me. Call it what you want, it’s up. It has a Star Wars theme introduction this time, for what reason I’m not really sure. Iowahawk makes a return appearance...
Argentinean Cheerleaders Gone Wild! I think THIS is exactly what Texas State Rep. Al Edwards had in mind when he said, “sexually suggestive routines.†All I can say is that that would really raise my team spirit… if, let’s say, the Raiderettes dressed like that.
Carnival of the Comedies is Up! IMAO is now hosting the Carnival of the Comedies every Friday. About fourth from the bottom is my post from April 1st about the US Mint making mints. Yes, it was a joke… c’mon, Hal Itosis? Go there now and get your dose of funny for a Friday.
John Mason and the Polygraph. By now everyone has heard about the runaway bride, Jennifer Wilbanks, and her selfish act of disappearing days before her wedding. If you go back and read the article at USA today that ran on Friday, the day the police halted the search, it evokes feelings of betrayal in...
Celebrity Blogs. Arianna Huffington, columnist and former candidate for governor of California (what a joke, she got less than one percent and finished 5th, behind Gary Coleman I think…but don’t quote me on that) is starting a celebrity blog of some 250 individuals who MS. Huffington touts as, “the most creative minds†in the...
Traveling Just Got a Whole Lot Easier. I’ve been traveling on business and working long, grueling hours in the underground aerospace mines so blogging has been lightâ€â€Âapologies. What, you didn’t notice? Figures. Anyway, I went to the ticket counter to get my ticket, even though I didn’t have any bags to check because, as...
Jane Fonda’s Apology. One thing I noticed in her recent rant-tour-book-promo is that she never really apologizes. Her only regret is to have been photographed sitting in the seat of an enemy anti-aircraft gun. If she could do it over, the only thing she would change would be that photo. Not the act...
U.S. Mint Sells Out. Delaying their release of the American Bison Nickel, The United States Mint has announced that it is pursuing a venture with Cadbury-Adam-Certs® to manufacture and distribute a new mint called “US Mints®” in the shape of famous old coins. Cash Lucre, spokesman for the US Mint, commented: “If the US...
Is She Dead Yet? Terri Schiavo will die; it’s just a matter of time now. All legal gyrations by her parents and every relative–except for her husband–have proved futile in the face of judge Greer, and all the other courts, who deny every motion to re-examine her condition. The appellate courts can’t/won’t hear any...
My Poison Oak. I went on a grueling hike this last weekend in the Cleveland National Forest that borders behind my house and my buddy John’s. That’s like only 30 miles from my house, as the crow flies, but a lot farther if you drive it. We went in from the other side, from...
Hillary Clinton Spews Misandrous Hate Speech. According to the junior Senator from New York, women leaders are less corrupt. “Research shows the presence of women raises the standards of ethical behavior and lowers corruption,” Clinton told the Vital Voices’ Women’s Global Leadership Summit, in quotes picked up by NYU’s student newspaper, the Washington Square...
Traveling is Now a Problem. For the last six (6) or so years I’ve obtained my boarding pass from Southwest through their wonderful airport kiosk system; where I just swipe my Southwest Card through, and it pukes out my boarding pass… until this last time. After my input of flight and confirmation numbers prompted...
The “WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?” Blogger Quiz. Frank J. at IMAO has a quiz for bloggers he put together. Here are his questions and my answers: 1. Who the hell do you think you are? I’m Pete Mayer, who the hell are you? 2. So, other than blogging, what’s your...
Re: End of Pictures. I hate to go against the grain of popular opinion but this may be a good idea. I enjoyed the pictures, but it did...
Iowahawk Party in Chicago. On March 12th, David Burge of Iowahawk fame is hosting a celebration at an undisclosed location in Chicago to celebrate his millionth hit. If you haven’t read his stuffâ€â€Âwhat the h&ll’s the matter with you? Just e-mail him for directions. It sounds like a bunch of bloggers and blog readers...
A Conversation on a Kibbutz. Wasn’t it Ward Churchill who tried to live on a kibbutz? They made him WORK so he quit. I guess he thought he’d be living in the true utopian collectivism Marx envisioned, but in the reality of the kibbutz they really don’t have much use for a communist rhetoric...
Social Security Reform: We Need More Dem. Mugwumps. mug-wump (mug’wump’) n. One who acts independently, esp. in politics. House Representative Paul Ryan, R-Wis., introduced legislature in the form of HR 4851 that, according to Ryan, would rescue Social Security with no new taxes for a transition cost, be voluntary, and allow taxpayers to divert...
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