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“My writings on my personal blog, Gonzo’s Bar and Go-Go Grill, are generally satirical in nature and always intended strictly as a criticism of public policies and politics. My intention is never to offend anyone for his or her personal beliefs, and I am sorry if anyone is personally offended by writings meant... »

Bet ya never saw that one coming, did ya? Seriously. What did you expect? Yeah, I know, Amadagon and her clone are anti-Christian, anti-male, and all – but did you really, honestly expect John Edwards to fire them? Let us just look at political reality. Forget Barak Hussein Osama – er – Obama.... »

Recently the pages of Men’s News Daily has been graced by the presence of several members of what I shall refer to as the disloyal opposition.  I’ll not go down the litany of names, but they include feminists, liberals, Islamofascists, and conspiracy theorists.  This has been greeted with measures of dismay, to say the... »

How sweet it is. I have some bets to collect on, now. Oh – That’s MISTER Manning, now. »

Abdul, from Indianapolis Newstalk 1430 A.M. asks:   “Can anyone give me a reason why gays shouldn’t be able to have the right to marry?”   Well, I can answer that “Yes.”   In order for something to be a “right” is has to fullfil two conditions. (1) It must be able to be exercised without let or hindrance, and... »

Mr. Stephen Guess has posted  – nay, diarrhea of the keyboard is more like it – a few rebuttals, a “Case for Feminism” and all manner of reply to comments on his posts. Many electrons have been spent replying to him.  The buzz upon the internet has woken me o’ nights.  I have read with... »

DING-DONG, THE WITCH IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go, Blue! »

As a Roman Catholic, I have to say that the irony of it does not escape me when I witness the Episcopalians in Virginia dealing with their Schismatic Bretheren. Hmmm. I trust the properties in Merrye Olde Englande are soon to be returned to Rome, eh wot? »

And I got a laugh out of it.   This is what the guy looking for a wife these days can look forward to most of the time from the culture of female entitlement.   Now, it should be noted after Vox did the “Point and Laugh” routine, Little Ms. Goldenpussy took her blog private.  I have, however,... »

Well, it is a waste of a day for me.  Everything is closed, and I am getting nothing done. I remember when MLK was shot.  An ugly day, that.  I was living in New Jersey at the time, in my younger years, and the tension was palpable.  I was kept home from school that day. ... »

Corrupt North Carolina Prosecutor Mike Nifong has finally asked to be recused from the Bogus Duke Rape Case. And it is about bloody time. No other comment. Seriously. I am doing my happy-dance. Well, I am actually editing this more as I post. Just had to be the first to give the grand news. To... »

Looks like Da Gubbmint is attempting to suppress any possible constitutional questions in the upcoming trial of a man who made his own weapons. While I won’t address the mentality of many militia groups, some of which are extreme, I do support very much their premise.  I think we need militias.  And I would like... »

I may not make any fans with this, but since when has that stopped me, eh? Fellow MNDer, Teri Stoddard, recently wrote a column entitled “Male Bashing is Unacceptable” for which she recieved a lot of flack for daring to suggest that having women feel empowered was a not a bad thing. I... »

They can’t find three wise men and a virgin in their ranks. »

Fox News reports that a National Guard post along the border was fired upon. Troops. At an observation post. Fired upon by rabble. Who ran back into Mexico. Our troops “retreated without injury.” Go. Read it. United States military personnel – on our own territory – retreated before rabble. Retreated.... »

Is going to Use Tommy Jeff’s copy of the Qu’ran to take his oath of office. Yes, that’s right, you ignorant lout.  You do that. As National Review Online (NRO) points out, this wasn’t a piece of scripture for Mr. Jefferson, it was a reference book.  Which means, it was profaned, that is no say, put... »

Who indeed? Seems that some scientists – trying to cure gay male sheep because, well, they don’t tend to breed more little sheep with their penchant for buggary, have been told “Hands off, you hateful, homophobic, bigoted breeders!” by the Gay Lobby. Seems the Homos are worried that, say, if someone finds the genetic... »

In Goddamn Insane – I mean, Saddam Hussein’s – case, I will make an exception. Good riddance to bad rubbish.  Thankfully that waste of flesh will no longer be using up valuable oxygen. »

Twas the night before Kwanzaa And all through the ‘hood, Maulana Karenga was up to no good. He’d tortured a woman and spent time in jail. He needed a new scam that just wouldn’t fail. (”So what if I stuck some chick’s toe in a vice? Nobody said revolution was nice!”) The Sixties were over. Now what would he do? Why, he... »

Luke 2 1 And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be taxed. 2 (And this taxing was first made when Cyrenius was governor of Syria.) 3 And all went to be taxed, every one into his own city. 4 And Joseph also went... »