It’s official. The Global War on Terror is over, thanks to Democrats. Did they agree to fund the war to its completion? Nope. They’ve done something even more impressive, something that will strike fear in the hearts of terrorists around the world. They’ve removed all references of the Global War on Terror (or GWOT...
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Senate Democrats recently unveiled their budget proposal, the first one they’ve written as the majority party in 13 years. After months of campaigning about how they were going to “roll back the Bush tax cuts†and “restore fiscal responsibility,†there were high hopes for the Senate proposal. And what did they deliver? No attempts...
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In a shocking turn of events, Lawrence “Scooter†Libby was found guilty on 4 out of 5 charges that he obstructed justice and perjured himself under oath. That in and of itself isn’t shocking. The shocking part is in the jury itself. During the proceedings, they sent notes to the judge, the most notorious...
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One of my favorite talk radio hosts is Glenn Beck. On a recent show, he expressed his frustration at Congress and said that no one can understand Congress. Given the fact that Congress employs a lot of people who would be otherwise worthless in the real world, I tend to agree. But enough about...
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My fellow Americans, I come before you today (or tonight, depending on when you read this) to talk to you about the state of the United States. Sure, President Bush beat me to it, but hey, he’s the President and has access to “the Button.†And nothing ruins a morning like having a tactical...
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On January 4th, Democrats took control of the House of Representatives and tenuous control of the Senate. With the change of power comes the possibility of something big government types dread. Having to beg Ted Kennedy for political favors. Heck, the last lobbyist who asked Kennedy for a favor when he was in the...
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Well, it’s that time of year again when people decide to make major life changes because it’s the beginning of a new year. Some people resolve to lose weight. Others resolve to stop smoking. Still others resolve to stop looking for naked photos of Rue McClanahan on the Internet. (I know that last one’s...
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Ah, December. It’s a month full of joy, fellowship, and good times. Then we have to go to the mall. That’s when things get dicey. Sure, we may sing “Peace on Earth, good will towards men,” but that’s before we have to spend the better part of an hour walking from the car to...
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It was a sight more disturbing than walking in on Michael Moore having sex with Cindy Sheehan and a border collie. (The question would be whether Moore would be charged with two counts of bestiality, but that’s a topic for another time.) Bomb threats. Men punching each other and machinery. Mass deception. No, I’m...
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More than a few Republicans were sweating out Election Day 2006, but one of them had to be U. N. Ambassador John Bolton. Remember, he got the job when President Bush made a recess appointment to put him in the post. Now, Bolton has to be approved by the Senate, which as we know...
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It was a sight more disturbing than walking in on Michael Moore having sex with Cindy Sheehan and a border collie. (The question would be whether Moore would be charged with two counts of bestiality, but that’s a topic for another time.) Bomb threats. Men punching each other and machinery. Mass deception. No, I’m...
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Like Michael Moore with all-you-can-eat buffets, Rush Limbaugh is no stranger to controversy. During his illustrious radio career, he’s angered many people with his musings on the news of the day. But in spite of all the attempts to discredit or silence him, Rush has thrived. The latest Rush controversy involves TV ads done...
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To the Honorable Senator John F. Kerry (D-MA): I read with great interest your recent speech at a rally for California gubernatorial candidate Phil Agenlides where you said the following: Education, if you make the most of it, you study hard and do your homework and you make an effort to be smart you...
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Kim Jong be-Il-lin’ How to handle North Korea by Thomas Lindaman With the recent news that North Korea tested a nuclear weapon, the world is left asking one question: Will Samuel L. Jackson sign on for a sequel to “Snakes on a Plane� Yes, our mindset towards North Korea’s nuclear program has been…well, lacking. We’ve...
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