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12/15/2005

Santas Organizing in British Columbia - Plan Weekend March

We received this announcement about a local event from one of our readers....

British Columbia: F4J Santas Plan Saturday March


ANNOUNCEMENT!

There is a simple children's song that says that Santa's coming to town! He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake! He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake!!

F4J Santas are marching to symbolically deliver their spirit of Christmas to their court kidnapped children. These orphaned Santas know by their love for their missed and missing children that their innocent children have been very, very, nice. These Santas know by their knowledge of the SCBC Justices that they have been very, very, naughty.

The annual F4J Santa March will be held again this year Saturday, December 17, 2005.
F4J Santas will marshal in the S.E. corner of Park Royal at the White Spot Parking Lot, beginning at 9:30a.m. We will march at 10:00 a.m. east down Marine Drive, south across the Lion's Gate Bridge, through the Stanley Park Causeway, continuing south east along Georgia Street in Vancouver to Hornby Street, where we will be greeted by well wishers assemble at the south staircase of the Vancouver Art Gallery.

The march can be divided into thirds, each approximately 2.5 km in distance, for a total march distance of 7.5 km.

1)The first is from the Park Royal WhiteSpot Restaurant East on Marine turning south to the south side of the Lion's Gate Bridge (at the overpass)
2) The second is from the overpass to the end of the Lost Lagoon
3) The third is from the Lost Lagoon up Georgia St. to Hornby, turning south a block to the south stairwell of the Vancouver Art Gallery.

Each leg of the march will take approximately 30 minutes. We anticipate arrival at the VAG at 11:30am. We expect to have relief pickups at the Santa March breakpoints described above at 2) the south side of the Lion's Gate Bridge, and & 3) at the beginning of downtown Vancouver, just past the Lost Lagoon, to ferry any exhausted marchers on to the VAG.

F4J Santas are bringing presents that they would like to have been able to give to their children when they were very young! F4J Santas are bringing food to give for the very very needy!

But F4J Santas are only bringing one single lump of coal for each and every Justice of the Supreme Court of British Columbia, who have been very very naughty to the children of BC. Every lump of coal represents 1/4 million dollars of taxpayer's money wasted on those judicial Grinches, who take their wicked joy in separating children from their fathers!

The last thing F4J Santas will do in the December 17, 2005 March is deliver Santa's gifts for the Very Very Naughty Supreme Court Justices. Each will get a lump of coal, which they will have to pick up themselves from the lovely cardboard sleigh prepared to carry them and leave behind for them outside the northwest third floor entrance, within sight of the perverted statue of Themis, goddess of Justice. F4J Santas will also have three special gifts for the naughtiest BC Court of Appeal Justices. BCCA Madam Justices Southin, Prowse and Newbury, as the final judgement of the BC courts, signed a judgment that contained this statement:

"FATHERS HAVE NO RIGHTS"


For that indignity to fatherhood, Santas will show their displeasure with the three naughty Madam Justices by giving them each a gift wrapped, personalized gift. Santas' are not saying, but rumor has it that if the naughty Justices get nothing but a lump of coal, the naughtiest will also get an extra something brown, squishy & stinky.

1 Comments:

chrislf said...

A million dads' hearts around the world, will march with them. A million Feminists will scoff. A million children will miss their daddy. A million decietful mums will fill the childen's ears with lies as their present.

Next year a million santa-dads will march. A million mums will cry. A million children will cheer. A million feminists will tremble.

The year after that the judges will pay. The politicians will pay. The children will play with their daddies.

12/16/2005 03:25:21 AM  

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