Michael Moore Lays It On Thick
By Greg Strange
"Oh, Canada -- you're not really going to elect a Conservative majority on Monday, are you? That's a joke, right?" No, Michael Moore, actually it's not a joke, now that you've mentioned it in your personal statement about the Canadian election on your website.
"Far be it from me, as an American, to suggest what you should do." Yeah, right, Michael. They why'd you spend the rest of your insufferably smarmy letter to those lovable Canucks telling them they're about to make the biggest mistake in the history of the dominion?
Sure, you peppered your message with good-natured, friendly hilarity ("if you're going to reduce Canada to a cheap download of Bush & Co., then . . . can't you wait until he threatens to bomb Regina?"), but Canadians recognize condescension when they see it. Nor are they likely to be swayed by such unctuous horse manure as was contained in your closing: "But seriously, I know you're not going to elect a guy who should be running for governor of Utah. Whew! I knew it! You almost had me there. Very funny. Don't do that again. God, I love you, you crazy cold wonderful neighbors to my north."
Yecch! Time to put on the knee boots.
Greg Strange provides conservative commentary with plenty of acerbic wit on the people, politics, events and absurdities of our time. See more at his website: http://www.greg-strange.com
"Oh, Canada -- you're not really going to elect a Conservative majority on Monday, are you? That's a joke, right?" No, Michael Moore, actually it's not a joke, now that you've mentioned it in your personal statement about the Canadian election on your website.
"Far be it from me, as an American, to suggest what you should do." Yeah, right, Michael. They why'd you spend the rest of your insufferably smarmy letter to those lovable Canucks telling them they're about to make the biggest mistake in the history of the dominion?
Sure, you peppered your message with good-natured, friendly hilarity ("if you're going to reduce Canada to a cheap download of Bush & Co., then . . . can't you wait until he threatens to bomb Regina?"), but Canadians recognize condescension when they see it. Nor are they likely to be swayed by such unctuous horse manure as was contained in your closing: "But seriously, I know you're not going to elect a guy who should be running for governor of Utah. Whew! I knew it! You almost had me there. Very funny. Don't do that again. God, I love you, you crazy cold wonderful neighbors to my north."
Yecch! Time to put on the knee boots.
Greg Strange provides conservative commentary with plenty of acerbic wit on the people, politics, events and absurdities of our time. See more at his website: http://www.greg-strange.com
1 Comments:
The new "Conservative" government elected in Canada will do about as much as our own Conservative one has here...uhmmm, nothing?...to stall the feminist and multi-cultural juggernaut and enact immigration reform.
Canada is quickly becoming irrelevant, other than being an increasingly potential danger to U.S. national security.
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