A Hardhead Meets St. Peter.
In a recent flood, many homeowners were forced to their roofs for safety. While they were on their rooftops, looters entered the neighborhood and plundered the homes of valuables and food and damaged the properties.
Unsatisfied with looting as many marauders are, some climbed to the rooftops to rape and torment the survivors there. Some didn’t make it.
Seeing his neighbors raped and killed nearby, one man got religion and prayed to the judge of all things for mercy.
Soon, a neighbor came by in a small boat. He couldn’t take the Homeowner, so he offered his friend the loan of his shotgun and a box of shells. The man refused the gun, saying, "The Lord will provide."
The waters rose, and marauders were methodically making their way throughout the neighborhood, seemingly unsatisfied with every new mayhem. They had more than they could carry, but it seems they had an insatiable appetite for one thing . .
The Homeowner was becoming weak from exposure, hunger and stress. Soon, a boatload of patrolling neighborhood watch captains pulled up to the man’s rooftop. They couldn’t take him, but they offered to leave behind one captain armed with two automatic handguns, a box of ammunition, a flashlight, and a handie-talkie. He also had a few day’s worth of MRE’s to share.
The Homeowner refused it all saying, "No thanks, the Lord will provide."
Water began licking the flashing around the man’s rooftop when the homeowner could see his next door neighbor’s home being torched and burned down to the very surface of the rising waters. The arsonist was scared off by another patrolling boatman and his handgun before he could reach the Homeowner. The boatman offered to take the Homeowner away to the safety of a local shelter.
The Homeowner refused with the same answer, "The Lord will provide."
With no rescue or self-defense – and no communications – the homeowner was murdered by some thugs who hid out until the coast was clear. They beat the Homeowner to death, broke through the roof and stole several items from the partially flooded attic. They took his proof of identity.
The Homeowner was good enough in his lifetime to make it to Heaven, where he was met by St. Peter.
"I didn’t expect you, Tom," said St. Peter as he ran his finger down a column in a Great Book. "You know, you’re just years too early!"
"What’re you talking about? I begged you for safety and salvation! I shouldn’t even be here this early is right!" cried the Homeowner. "I had faith that you’d provide!!"
"We heard you," answered St. Peter. "We heard you fine. That’s why we sent you a boat and the loan of a shotgun, another boat with someone willing to stay with you, we gave you a neighborhood of caring people willing to help, and we even gave you a country where you could be free!" St. Peter said. "Don’t yell at me! We did provide!"
Merry Christmas and a Prosperous New Year.
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John Longenecker is author of Transfer Of Wealth – The Case For Nationwide Concealed Carry, available now worldwide.
Unsatisfied with looting as many marauders are, some climbed to the rooftops to rape and torment the survivors there. Some didn’t make it.
Seeing his neighbors raped and killed nearby, one man got religion and prayed to the judge of all things for mercy.
Soon, a neighbor came by in a small boat. He couldn’t take the Homeowner, so he offered his friend the loan of his shotgun and a box of shells. The man refused the gun, saying, "The Lord will provide."
The waters rose, and marauders were methodically making their way throughout the neighborhood, seemingly unsatisfied with every new mayhem. They had more than they could carry, but it seems they had an insatiable appetite for one thing . .
The Homeowner was becoming weak from exposure, hunger and stress. Soon, a boatload of patrolling neighborhood watch captains pulled up to the man’s rooftop. They couldn’t take him, but they offered to leave behind one captain armed with two automatic handguns, a box of ammunition, a flashlight, and a handie-talkie. He also had a few day’s worth of MRE’s to share.
The Homeowner refused it all saying, "No thanks, the Lord will provide."
Water began licking the flashing around the man’s rooftop when the homeowner could see his next door neighbor’s home being torched and burned down to the very surface of the rising waters. The arsonist was scared off by another patrolling boatman and his handgun before he could reach the Homeowner. The boatman offered to take the Homeowner away to the safety of a local shelter.
The Homeowner refused with the same answer, "The Lord will provide."
With no rescue or self-defense – and no communications – the homeowner was murdered by some thugs who hid out until the coast was clear. They beat the Homeowner to death, broke through the roof and stole several items from the partially flooded attic. They took his proof of identity.
The Homeowner was good enough in his lifetime to make it to Heaven, where he was met by St. Peter.
"I didn’t expect you, Tom," said St. Peter as he ran his finger down a column in a Great Book. "You know, you’re just years too early!"
"What’re you talking about? I begged you for safety and salvation! I shouldn’t even be here this early is right!" cried the Homeowner. "I had faith that you’d provide!!"
"We heard you," answered St. Peter. "We heard you fine. That’s why we sent you a boat and the loan of a shotgun, another boat with someone willing to stay with you, we gave you a neighborhood of caring people willing to help, and we even gave you a country where you could be free!" St. Peter said. "Don’t yell at me! We did provide!"
Merry Christmas and a Prosperous New Year.
____________________________
John Longenecker is author of Transfer Of Wealth – The Case For Nationwide Concealed Carry, available now worldwide.
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