Humor

My Father’s Active Retirement

Saturday, June 28, 2008
By Denise Noe

In a previous blog, I wrote about a major disadvantage of fulltime homemaking as an occupation: there is no retirement from it. In that blog, I mentioned that my father is retired from being a cab driver. In the years since that retirement, he has never once expressed any guilt feeling about failing to... »

Irreligion: A Mathematician Explains Why The Arguments for God Just Don’t Add Up By John Allen Paulos

Wednesday, June 18, 2008
By Denise Noe

In John Allen Paulo’s debut book, Innumeracy: Mathematical Illiteracy and Its Consequences, this mathematician brought a sparkling wit and astute powers of observations to the widespread problems of math deficiencies and math avoidance. He followed that brief and potent book with several others including Beyond Numeracy: Ruminations of a Numbers Man and A Mathematicians... »

The New Well-Tempered Sentence reviewed by Denise Noe

Monday, May 26, 2008
By Denise Noe

In this slim volume, Karen Elizabeth Gordon makes learning the rules of punctuation fun as only she can. She deals with the basics in chapters about exclamation points, question marks, and periods. She explores the often frustrating and confusing intricacies of comma placement in a suitably lengthy chapter. She takes on the uses and... »

Newspaper ‘Comedy’: GOP ‘Longs’ For ‘1952′ When ‘Women, Blacks and Gays Knew Their Place’

Sunday, May 25, 2008
By Warner Todd Huston
Newspaper ‘Comedy’: GOP ‘Longs’ For ‘1952′ When ‘Women, Blacks and Gays Knew Their Place’

-By Warner Todd Huston The York Daily Record thinks it has comedy gold on its hands today with a faux “ad” that claims that Republicans are frustrated because they “long for a simpler time, say 1952, when women. blacks and gays knew their place.” The supposedly humorous “ad” says that Republicans want people to die... »

The Transitive Vampire reviewed by Denise Noe

Saturday, May 24, 2008
By Denise Noe

If there is one subject that is usually swallowed like castor oil, it is English grammar. The Deluxe Transitive Vampire: A Handbook of Grammar for the Innocent, the Eager, and the Doomed by Karen Elizabeth Gordon, is a successful effort to make this despised subject — as inevitable in our lives as death... »

Mathematics and Humor: The surprising connections

Thursday, May 1, 2008
By Denise Noe

Many people, especially the math-avoidant, are likely to look askance at the title of John Allen Paulos’ “Mathematics and Humor.” Mathematics and humor! What could they possibly have in common? Quite a bit, as Paulos points out in this unusual, educational, and (yes) enjoyable volume. “Both mathematics and humor are forms of intellectual... »

Innumeracy: Mathematical Illiteracy And Its Consequences

Saturday, April 26, 2008
By Denise Noe

Innumeracy: Mathematical Illiteracy And Its Consequences by John Allen Paulos Reviewed by Denise Noe John Allen Paulos, a mathematics professor, is understandably dismayed at the widespread ignorance of his subject, an ignorance which he calls “innumeracy.” He is also dismayed by the fact that so many of his fellow Americans are math-anxious and math-averse and... »

What I learned from a friend who was a stay-at-home-mom and professional dominatrix

Thursday, April 10, 2008
By Denise Noe

“Brenda” told me she did not want to put her baby into day care after the child was born so she would put plans for a regular job on hold and continue as a professional dominatrix after the little one came into the world. However, she definitely wanted to protect her baby from being... »

Happy St. Patrick’s Day – and wear green!

Friday, March 14, 2008
By Denise Noe

March 17 is a very special day, honoring the richness of Irish history, traditions, and customs. It is especially appropriate that, of those groups outside of the Emerald Isle itself, we in the United States of America should pay special attention to St. Patrick’s Day. Over nine times as many people of at least... »

The Alan Dershowitz Moral Equivalency Test

Thursday, March 13, 2008
By Doug Powers

As Silda Spitzer fends off “so you’re almost single now?” phone calls from Bill Clinton, Harvard Law Professor Alan Dershowitz is doing some pro-bono work for Silda’s husband, soon-to-be ex NY Governor Eliot Spitzer. In today’s piece in the Wall Street Journal, Dershowitz does so much sleight-of-hand that you almost forget what brought about the... »

Media Missile Mayhem

Thursday, March 13, 2008
By Alan Korwin

The lamestream media told you: “U.S. missile takes out crippled satellite” “Hit on orbiter probably destroyed toxic-fuel tank” “Confirmation that the fuel tank has been fragmented should be available within 24 hours,” the Pentagon said. This front page news coverage was brought to you in an unbylined article from the Associated Press. The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that: Obeying... »

‘Thou Shalt Not Bogart the Doobage’: Moses High on Drugs, Says Professor

Tuesday, March 4, 2008
By Doug Powers
‘Thou Shalt Not Bogart the Doobage’: Moses High on Drugs, Says Professor

Benny Shanon, a professor of cognitive psychology at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem, claims that Moses was high on psychedelic drugs on Mount Sinai when he heard God deliver the Ten Commandments. Let’s see… Honor your father and mother, don’t steal, don’t kill, don’t covet your neighbor’s wife, don’t commit adultery, remember the Sabbath and... »

Sympathy for the She-Devil?

Sunday, March 2, 2008
By Thomas Lindaman

The recent stories about Hillary Clinton’s campaign spending money like a lonely male Lotto winner at a strip club have given us a new look at the woman who would be President. We already suspected that she wasn’t ready to run the country, but the ways she’s spent campaign cash have pretty much solidified... »

An Evil of Two Lessers

Monday, February 18, 2008
By Thomas Lindaman

As any faithful reader of old Superman comics will tell you, one of Superman’s nemeses was Bizarro. For those of you who have lives, Bizarro was a backwards version of Superman from a planet known as Bizarro World. On Bizarro World, everything was the opposite of the way things were on Earth. Up was... »

And They’re Off

Sunday, February 3, 2008
By Thomas Lindaman

I was chatting online with a friend of mine watching CNN’s coverage of the South Carolina Republican Primary when my friend mentioned something said by one of the political experts they had. One of the experts said, hopefully with tongue planted firmly in cheek, that John McCain and Fred Thompson are working together to... »

BestBank’s bad and misandrist commercial

Friday, January 18, 2008
By Denise Noe

Yesterday I heard a BestBank radio commercial. A female narrator was talking about how the multitude of demands on her time leave her with no time left over to spend balancing her checkbook. I have three children, she says and then adds, four if you count my husband. I believe there would have been an... »

BestBank's bad and misandrist commercial

Friday, January 18, 2008
By Denise Noe

Yesterday I heard a BestBank radio commercial. A female narrator was talking about how the multitude of demands on her time leave her with no time left over to spend balancing her checkbook. I have three children, she says and then adds, four if you count my husband. I believe there would have been an instant... »

Kiss My Caucus

Wednesday, January 16, 2008
By Thomas Lindaman

January 3rd came and went…and the political world didn’t end! Oh, Joe Biden and Chris Dodd both dropped out of contention for the Democrats after the Iowa Caucuses, but they weren’t exactly lighting up the Democrat side that much. Besides, in Biden’s case, I think he was just copying Dodd’s strategy. Yet, to hear some... »

Who's Tired Of Pink?

Tuesday, January 15, 2008
By David R. Usher
Who's Tired Of Pink?

The Huffington Post (colloquially known as the “Ton of Huffing Post”) insulted American intelligence last Friday by publishing a pretzel-logic rant by one Erica Jong, titled “Who’s Tired Of Pink?”. Fortunately, Ms. Jong speaks only for the few sociopathic women who wouldn’t know what to do with a good man if he fell out of... »

Change Causes Trouble By Bill Dickerson

Friday, January 11, 2008
By Denise Noe

Many of the presidential candidates are running on the promise of change. Some are saying they will make more changes than the others. Is this a good thing? No! Change causes trouble! Think about it. Most of the problems we have today were caused by changes we made in the past. We changed the tax structure... »

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