Korwin’s new superhero idol, Counterintuitive Man, says: Yes — Felony convictions are good — no? Many of our greatest idols have them — James Brown, Mike Tyson, G. Gordon Liddy, Billy the Kid, Martha Stewart, Jesse James, Robert Downey Jr., Mark Fuhrman, 17 Congressmen in recent years, 13 of them Democrats, Frank Abagnale (lookitup),...
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An important announcement from the Scientific community. A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named “Bushcronium.” Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These...
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Korwin’s new superhero idol, Counterintuitive Man, says: Liberals say, “Cut down no more trees,” a totally conservative approach! Conservatives say, “Cut the trees down faster,” a very liberal approach! Liberals say, “Stop drilling for oil,” which is total conservation! Conservatives say, “Drill everywhere, right now,” a totally liberal drilling policy! Liberals say, “No one...
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Korwin’s new superhero idol, Counterintuitive Man, says: Yes — the two-day 30-nation convention sponsored by Iran to deny the Holocaust, which has yielded little serious outrage in the “news” media, is paving the way to an amazing tomorrow — no? Next, we could set the record straight by denying America’s history of slavery before...
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What if pizza parlors were centrally controlled by the government? By Craig J. Cantoni Before answering the question above, some background: Most Americans were convinced long ago, in centrally controlled government schools, that centrally controlled government schools are better at delivering compulsory, publicly funded grade-school education than private schools operating in a competitive market...
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It’s one of my favorite times of the year, and not just because 2006 is almost over and my Detroit Lions are almost done embarrassing an entire state for yet another season, but “Literary Review” magazine has released their annual “Bad Sex in Fiction” awards. Here’s some brief background: The awards were set up by...
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If you’ve seen the movie “Full Metal Jacket,” you know that drill instructor is one tough dude. It turns out that he’s retired from the Corps and has found employment working for Santa at the North Pole. (h/t to Kitty) 4qMVSis5lyk
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It’s not every morning you get up and discover that you’ve been named Time Magazine’s “Person of the Year.” Here is the reasoning behind this choice. How exciting. I beat out Kim Jong Il, Pope Benedict XVI, President Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney and former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. If it weren’t for me, Iranian...
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Christopher Hitchens has an interesting article in Vanity Fair entitled “Why Women Aren’t Funny.” While I agree with some of the piece, I’d like to propose some alternate possibilities. Hitchens’ article concerns, for the most part, deliberate humor – the ability and desire to be, and to recognize, funny. The crux of the article is this: Men need to...
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The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they’re ignorant: It’s just that they know so much that isn’t so. - Ronald Reagan
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Hollywood, California A group of concerned citizens and educational professionals are pleased to announce for formation of the “’Help Celebrities Write Gooder’ Fund.†This new charity will seek to raise awareness and funds for the treatment of the growing tragedy of Hollywood’s extemporaneously challenged, specifically as it concerns the poorly written word....
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By Special Guest Columnist Craig J. Cantoni Gas prices to drop to $1.25 Hallelujah! Now that Democrats have taken control of the House and Senate, we can expect: - Gas prices to drop to $1.25, because Republicans will no longer be able to feather the nest of Big Oil with obscene profits. - Cars...
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“That’s it, I’m moving to Australia.” “Australia? “Yep. If liberals move to Canada when Democrats get creamed by Republicans, then why can’t a conservative move to Australia?” “Relax. What happened last Tuesday could produce some good.” “Good! What can be good about Democrats taking control of the House and the Senate?” “Because Republicans, as a...
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