Humor
If I’m So Crazy, Then Why Do People Keep Having Sex With Me?
Satire from The Onion… You know, I’m getting really sick of this. I am a perfectly normal, fully functioning adult, and yet it seems like every other day someone tells me that I need to get professional psychiatric help and probably be put on some sort of medication. Well, if I’m so batty, then answer... »
911 Conspiracy Theories ‘Ridiculous,’ Al Qaeda Says
New books claims 9/11 was an inside job. But an Al Qaeda spokesman raises a good point: Why would Bush kill 3000 of his own infidels? 9/11 Conspiracy Theories ‘Ridiculous,’ Al Qaeda Says Satire c/o TheOnion.com »
The Onion: New Homely Doll To Improve Self-Image Of Young Girls
EL SEGUNDO, CA—Executives at Mattel Inc. held a press conference Monday to unveil the toy company’s latest product, Plain Pamela, a homely doll designed to boost the confidence of girls ages 7 to 12. “While we still value our classic Barbie franchise, we understand the need for dolls that offer an alternative body image,” Mattel... »
Frustrated women beg the question: “men are ants, who needs them?”
Just kidding. The actual story is: Asexual Ants Give up on Males Item: A widespread species of tropical ant has stopped producing males according to a new study. According to the lead author of the study, abandonment of distinct genders can be a good thing for some species. “Sexual reproduction is costly in several ways and asexual... »
The Onion: Empowered Man Murders Controlling Wife In Lifetime For Men Original Movie
“The highly anticipated movie event is another boon for the cable channel, which specializes in uplifting programming geared toward 30- to 60-year-old men. The film chronicles the painful ordeal of Gary Mulkeen, a fun-loving mechanic who meets a seemingly perfect woman, but must soon fight for his very life after she reveals herself to... »
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